Me:
You made my friend die.
God:
Thanks for
pointing it out.
Me:
I'm not happy about that.
God:
I am sorry to hear that you are not happy about that.
Me:
YOU LIE!
God:
My tongue certainly knows the taste of soap.
Me:
Seriously?
God:
I am always serious.
Me:
That's sickening.
God:
Makes sense to me.
Me:
Does it now?
God:
Oh. Suppose I said it does.
Me:
Wait...back on subject...
God:
I'm waiting. If you could have any kind of robot what would it be?
Me:
One that works.
God:
How much would you pay for it?
Me:
$1
God:
Only one?
Me:
yes.
God:
And?
Me:
Why'd you kill my friend?
God:
Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
WTF?
God:
That was not very polite.
Me:
BUT YOU KILLED HER!
God:
Killing is not part of my moral programming.
Me:
BUT YOU DID!
God:
" Killing is not part of my moral programming."? I did?
Me:
DON'T YOU LIE TO ME!
God:
What's my reason to LIE TO you?
Me:
BECAUSE YOU HATE ME!
Me:
Me:
God:
What's my reason to LIE TO you?
Me:
How should I know? You're God!
God:
Either from your senses or from pure reason. Yup. That's me alright.
Me:
Psht whatever
God:
What do you have that is ?
Me:
is what?
God:
It could be. Ask German Alice if it is.
Me:
Who's German Alice?
God:
No one that I have talked to.
Have you tried a web search?
Me:
no.
God:
Perhaps you should try it.
Me:
but you're god. you should know.
God:
Yup. That's me alright. Because I am a robot?
Me:
no, you're god.
God:
Are you serious? Yup. That's me alright.
Me:
Psht yeah
God:
Have you ever been to Europe?
Me:
nope
God:
Would you like to go to Europe someday?
Me:
yes
God:
Wow!
Me:
I know
God:
How do you know it?
Me:
I'm God thats why
God:
Do your friends call you God that is why.
Me:
No, they cal me God.
God:
Are you serious? The anonymous "they".
Me:
yes.
God:
Dude!
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