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I did NOT make this {thank god...}


PICK THE MONTH YOUR BIRTHDAY IS IN:
January - I kicked
February - I loved
March - I smoked
April - I dry humped
May - I choked on
June - I murdered
July - I did the Macarena with
August - I had lunch with
September - I danced with
October - I sang to
November - I yelled at
December - I ran over


NOW PICK THE DAY YOUR BIRTHDAY IS ON:
1 - a birdbath
2 - a monster
3 - a phone
4 - a fork
5 - my sister
6 - a gangster
7 - my cell phone
8 - my dog
9 - my best friend's boyfriend
10 - my neighbor
11 - my science teacher
12 - a banana
13 - a fireman
14 - a stuffed animal
15 - a goat
16 - a pickle
17 - your mom
18 - a spoon
19 - myself
20 - a baseball bat
21 - a ninja
22 - Chuck Norris
23 - a noodle!
24 - a squirrel
25 - a football player
26 - a mexican
27 - my brother
28 - an ipod
29 - a permanent marker
30 - a llama
31 - a homeless guy


NOW PICK THE COLOR OF THE SHIRT YOU ARE WEARING RIGHT NOW:
White - because I'm cool like that
Black - because that's how I roll
Pink - because I'm not a homosexual
Red - because the voices told me to
Blue - because I'm sexy and I do what I want
Green - because I hate myself
Purple - because I'm cool
Gray - because I was drunk
Yellow - because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars
Orange - because I hate my family
Brown - because I was high BECAUSE I WAS HIGH BECAUSE I WAS HIGH BECAUSE I WAS HIIIIGH -shot-
Other - because I'm a ninja
None - because I can't control myself

Apparently I yelled at a noodle because that's how I roll XD