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"I love you Duck and all of it's ducky goodness"-Jade Puget
"Davey doesn't watch the damn road when he's driving. I'm sure if we crashed he would be fine and I would be imbedded in a tree. If he ever kills me with his driving though, I'm gonna come back as a squirrel and run up his pant leg."
- Jade Puget
"Ninjas ARE TOTALLY SWEET, what with all the guitar solos & flipping out & totally chopping peoples heads off"
- Jade Puget
"I collect toys. I know... I'm nerdy."
- Davey Havok
"It began probably when I was about five years old, putting on my mother's lipstick."
-Davey Havok
"Why? Why on this hottest of hot and humidest of humid days would I want a cup of hot coffee?! No idea. Sorry, I just lost my mind." -Hunter
"I've got a poster of Adam on my bedroom wall..." -Hunter
"Yes, I'm a lot prettier than you and you're a girl ... I noticed. Pfft, do you believe this? This girl is mad at me cause I'm prettier than her and she's a girl. Don't worry honey, nobody noticed."
-Davey Havok
"I hope I die before I become boring." -Adam
"I was sitting here without a shirt on, absentmindedly scratching my back with a pen for about five minutes and I just looked in the mirror and saw that I had drawn a nice mural on my back. It looks kind of like a map of Wyoming, with all the rivers and mountain ranges, or maybe a portrait of Bob Marley." -Jade
"Hmm, maybe instead of jumping off the drum riser you could just step carefully down of of it but make a crazy 'I'm-going-off-really-hard' face while you're doing it so people think you're doing some insane stage move." -Jade
"That's very lovely that you named him AFI but you should have named him Stay. "Come here, Stay!" Just watch him go crazy."-Jade
"Rabbits. You know, bunnies. If you don't look out for them, the little bastards sneak up on you and bite you and s**t."-Davey
Q:Who are you religion wise?
Davey:I am God!
no wait
I am the devil!
no, damn I know this one...
Interviewer: Best pick up line you've ever used, or had used on you?
Jade: Will you have sex with me? No? Okay, rape it is!
"I have so many black T-shirts, Fruit of the Loom gave me my own private jet."
-Hunter
Interviewer: I was wondering if you and Davey ever fought over a mirror backstage or something, and if so who won? And who has used the most makeup on one single nite?
Jade: Actually, yes, that happens all the time. Finally, I was like, "That's it! It's time to settle this make-up contest once and for all, I challenge you to a make-out!" Wrong choice of words.
Interviewer: If the four of you were stranded on a desert island and you had to resort to cannibalism, who would you eat first?
Davey: Can I eat like nuts and berries and stuff?
Interviewer: It's a desert island, there aren't any nuts or berries.
Davey: Oh so it's like sand or people.
Davey: So basically you want me to eat one of my band mates, and you just expect me to answer that question?
Interviewer: Well that or one of their parts, yeah.
Davey: Probably Adam
Interviewer: Why Adam?
Davey: Well he's a drummer, so he's all lean, if you like lean meat.
Adam: Tender!
Interviewer: Well you wouldn't wanna get fat on a desert island.
Davey: Right.
Adam: I'm the other white meat!
Interviewer: All your guys stuff is all 666 and everything so whats all that about?
Hunter: Its my phone number, I didnt want to give it away
Interviewer: so do you believe in God?
Davey: I am God.
Hunter: He believes in him (pointing to jade) and I am an Atheist.
Accually I do believe in one god, I have a picture of him (takes picture out of wallet) his name is Molo, he is the god of moles.
Question: Adam, are you a pirate?
Adam: Yes.
"I eventually became the king ruler of the pear-packing plant." - Davey
(After being called Maddonna impersonator.) Oh please, I wish I had her body. -Davey.
"Adam likes violent sex. All you bondage babes out there; the drummer with the hair likes rough sex." -Davey
Davey: Yeah, they'll listen to it, and if it says something crazy, they'll say, "Oh, we can't play this. This is too much for the people to handle." There are some exceptions to the rule. There are bands like Tool, or Smashing Pumpkins. Rage Against the Machine. Nine Inch Nails. What other bands have valid things to say?
Adam: Slipknot.
Davey: Slipknot??? I don't know what the hell they're saying!
Adam: They want to take over the world.
Davey: I like French Crullers. There's a donut that they make in this donut shop in Ukiah, it's called the 'Chocolate ******** You', or the '******** You I'm Chocolate' or something. You know what I'm talking about Adam? It's this big chocolate bar.
Adam: Uh, no.
Davey: What's wrong with you?
Person: "Are you planning on getting into your birthday-suit later tonight?"
Hunter: "I'm actually already wearing it under my clothes."
"It's my baby! No one can touch it!" -Adam
"Yo Ho, Yo Ho, a pirates life for me..." -Adam
"If you really want to see some I'll patty cake, you have to see Davey and I do it. And then watch us play patty cake." -Jade
"This barricade is a piece of s**t. I could build better. Yeah, yeah, believe it or not, the kid with the lipstick knows how to build stuff." -Davey
"I find drug use disrespectful, self destructive and weak. I want no part of it. I believe in complete respect for myself and others." -Davey
"It's all in the wrists. Wink, Wink, Nudge, Nudge." -Adam ] ****************************************************
"There's less violence in the world when people are using Hula-Hoops." - Mikey Way
"Look at me, with my pretty bracelet and tiara... I'm a ********' princess!"-Gerard Way
Frank: Has goldfinger ever had a flock of mooses advancing on him? It's a terrifying sight.
Mikey: That's not the plural of moose, it's moosi.
Gerard: ******** off, it's meese."
 CHOKETRENDKILL · Sun Jan 07, 2007 @ 06:17am · 0 Comments |
