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Rudolph The Red Nosed Reigndeer; Xmas Exchange!
Alright, so I was hanging with Mario last night and we were watching Rudolph the red nosed reigndeer.
Yeah, so that's no big deal, right? Sounds pretty dull?
WRONG.
That hour was filled with the most hilarious sarcastic comments I have heard or thought up in quite some time.
"Why do they call it a SHINY nose?! I'd be like: What's that BULBOUS PIMPLE doing on my NEWBORDS muzzle!!?"
But the best part had to be towards the very end.
Yeah; You know the Island of Misfit toys?
You know the bird who says he can't fly?
The elf pushes him off the sleigh at the end.
They stared at eachother for like, five seconds, and then the elf PUSHES him OFF!
"WHAT THE ********!!! THE BIRD CAN'T FLY DUMB a**!"
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Anyways, so tonight I was at Mar's again and we decided to exchange gifts since everybody was there!!
Mario got a tshirt, a necklace, car decours, and a model from me.
Lindz got a really pretty necklace from me.
Benny got two ben ten toys from.... Ms Wood who gave them to me to give to him....
Mr Wood got a bottle of hair re-growth pills... (aka: Mike and Ikes!)
And the family got a gift card to Family Video and a movie theatre set with popcorn holders and drink glasses. =D

But their gifts to me were so much better.
That family knows me so well!
I got KNEE HIGH SOCKS!
Effin aye. I've wanted them for soooo long! =D
And I got a cute little stuffed bear with: ZOMG! A 25 effin dollar gift certificate to DOTS! <3 LOVE IT!!! =D SO GETTING THE SWANKY DRESS AND PRETTY UNDERWEAR I SAW THE OTHER DAY!! =D YES!!!

Then I opened Mario's gift.
It was so beautiful. <33
A small, gold heart necklace... It's just so pretty. So simple. <3
I can wear it with anything. (which is probably the point)
I was so excited about it, I just could have RAPED him. n_n
Thank you soooo much, Mar!! I love it! <3

So, that's my exciting day!
With love,
Katrina Alexis


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  • User Comments: [2]
    Now now, no raping innocent young boys!

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    Not like last year!

    comment Harmony Seraphim · Community Member · Sun Dec 24, 2006 @ 09:16pm
    i wish i had a boyfriend...sadly i never had one yet..im to shy...raping people is bad...it hurts them..

    comment Kera-kat · Community Member · Thu Dec 28, 2006 @ 04:38am
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