this is the poem I wrote in English class. well, I didn't technically write it; we had to write the first two lines ourselves, then pass the poem around until the teacher told us to stop.
"it was a Christmas I will always remember
all the presents 'round the tree
it was a beautiful sight to see
I really missed my poor family
they had died so tragically
they were driving and singing Rudolph
and my nickname is Rolph.
poor Donner began to sigh
then Blitzen keeled over to die.
and we turned him into a french fry
then all the reindeer started to fry
all reindeers were dead. I hope it was a lie
not one was not wearing a tie.
they were handsome. and I respect that"
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"well then, a dog growls when it's angry and wags its tail when it's pleased. Now, I growl when I'm pleased and wag my tail when I'm angry. Therefore I'm mad."
~the Cheshire cat~