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"oh this is the story 'bout a guy named Al and he lived in a sewer with his hamster pal but the sanitation workers really didn't approve so he packed up his accordion and had to move to a city in Ohio where he lived in a tree and he worked in a nasal decongestion factory and he played on the company bowling team and every single night he had a strange occuring dream where he was wearing leiderhosen in a vat of sour cream but that's really not important to the story"
"well the very next year he met a devil named Janet with a spatula tatooed on her arm but he didn't keep in touch and he lost her number then he got himself a job on a tater-tot farm and he spent his life savings on a split-level cave which he lost below the surface of the earth and he makes a really fine jelly bean and pickle sandwich, for what it's worth. then one day Al was in the forest trying to get a tan when he heard the tortured screaming of a funny little man he was caught in a bear trap and Al set him free and the guy that he rescued was grateful as can be and it turns out he's a big shot producer on tv so he gives Al a contract and whaddya know; now he's got his very own Weird Al Show!"