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icon_mrgreen.gif today i went into the clouds and played with baby jesus he was cute but it wasnt worth all the trouble of buying the gold franken sense and mur from the musum lol yer a complete waste of time i mean he wasnt even potty trained i mean you would atleast expect baby jesus of all people to be atleast potty train ewww i ended up not going to church for the bead or wine seeings as i ate the baby jesus

icon_heart.gif Dear Diary icon_heart.gif ,
icon_mrgreen.gif i got scared at bedtime because of the thunder and lightning so i went into my older brotheres room and selpt in a sleeping bag next to his bed althought half way through the night i said to him "Mike whats that ??" i said pointing to his little thing in between his legs he relpied "oh hes my little man and hes very delicate!" i said "ok" and went to sleep.GOOD NIGHT

icon_heart.gif Dear Diary icon_heart.gif ,
icon_mrgreen.gif today my brother awoke in hospital he said to me "why am i here what happend am i ok??" i said "oh yes never could be better its your little man that you should be worried about" "what?" he said in a worried voice "oh didnt the doctor tell you ok well in the middle of the night i got scared again so i didnt want to awake you so i tried to wake your little man up but it didnt work and he spat at me so i chopped him off you!,he was a horrible little man anyway i never liked him!" i will write more soon hope you enjoyed my joke please note none of those really did happen! lol icon_rofl.gif