Momo: Eep eep..monkeymonkey! Momo wanta banana or Momo start hopping of Mommy Lauren's leg! *starts hopping*
Me: Oh god please don't! eek
Alien: Mommy Lauren-I did big "duties" in my diapie! *starts shouting* BIG DUTIES! BIG DUTIES! BIG DUTIES! *shouting continues*
Me: So THATS where that smell is coming from xp ...
Miss Gwee: Lauren Dragon Mommy! My scales are coming off!
Me: *thinks to self* someone help me!
ORLY: HOOOOOO! *starts flapping wings and feathers come flying down*
Me: why me?
Pixie: Twinkle twink twink twi-AAAACCCCHHHHHOOOO! *pixie sneezes and fariy dust starts flying every where*
Me: Why didn't I become a DJ like I wanted to?
