Okay my brother has this sheet for social studies, and being the perve I am came up with some real fun definitions ><
So here is what they are in the 'middle ages'
1. A ready tongue was hers...
2. He has goods enough...
3. She rode palfrey brown..
4. Come join our merry company..
5. Jolly us now...
6. She was well-wimped...
7. His mare floundered in mire....
Heres what I thought of...
1. umm WHORE!!! WHORE WHORE! ><
2. I bet he has some big nuts wink
3. Palfrey Brown got some action xp
4. We are all fags and want to get you in the butt! wink
5. Yah we are gay, come smex our butts!
6. Hmmm.... sounds like another p***y a** hoe to me ><
7. Wow, ummm... I guess, he got some lol...
And here is what they mean..
1. She was wity (WTF?! lol)
2. He is quite wealthy (hey that still makes sence with what I said.. hehehe)
3. She rode a small horse (again WTF?! lol)
4. Come and have fun with us... (Okay, so is the butt thing still avalible.. jk lol)
5. Cheer us up... (alright, mine still works >< wink
6. She had very nice clothes (what? clothes... OMG! lol lame)
7. His horse had difficulty walking in the mud... (okay... what ever)
WTF is with those.. lol... Well, any ways... so heres todays post....
So lunch was aight... Its been decided that Emily and I will get married then she'll leave me for Shelby and Manda will be my mistress.. lol... youd have to be in the 'circle' to understand that... but yah... so, math sucks.. in fact I completely dont get it... I need a tutor, preferably a smexy emo one.. lol... xp but really, Im so stupid, its like as I get older my IQ gets lower... so so so shameful. I feel depressed and emo right now... I need a hug.. lol... just kiding, dont touch me -_- .... man oh man, lets see todays word is.... Oreo... now if you didn't know what an oreo is you shall soon... okay so there are two meanings... first is that yucky little cookie that has chocolate cookies on the side and a yummy cream filling... the second is the one I use meaning a black person that acts white. I shall now give examples: 1. Dude want my oreo, they suck... 2. Dude , Dominic is such an oreo! >< I think I already used oreo, but oh well... So yah... Ummmm. thats it.
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