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A man who sits with his daughter every day before school came up to us today and told us about this black man about 6 foot tall, with his pants all pulled down and a sock thing on his head..... stare You know what I mean. He's been sitting across from us, I hadn't even known until he pointed it out today, just standing there.... he's a predator. He's no high schooler. He had tried to follow the man's daughter home and he had to call the police. I saw him standing there on our way to school eek eek eek ......

ANYWAY... at lunch, I couldn't have had a better time, and I was so proud because I came up with this in a matter of minutes. Heres what I said to several people in an attempt to steal some pizza wink ... This particular one was my favorite, and he had a good sense of humor 3nodding : (He and I alternating, me first... and make sure you imagine the significant gesticulations I put in it wink And I talked fast. blaugh )

"Hey, Brad."
"Hey Marty."
"Are you wary of what you eat?"
"Yes."
"You know that pizza you're eating?"
"...Yea."
"Do you know what's in it?"
"...Stuff."
"What stuff."
"Cheese, sausage, tomatoes.."
"You know where cheese comes from, right?"
"Milk."
"Where does milk come from?"
"Cows."
"Exactly. You know their utters where you extract it? That milk was probably suckled on by young, and thats just like putting cow spit in your milk. *People start listening here* And even if it was filtered, it doesn't completly remove the spit, and that's putting more iron in it. So it's like sallowing a pan, and cow spit."
"Mmm! heart Anything else?"
" mad d Umm... you know the tomatoes? Those were made in the groun that has been tainted by trash and worms, and brought up and transported. They weren't completly cleaned, and even if they were, the cleanliness would be botched by the pans these lunch ladies bring them in, they don't make the tables or pans spotless! You know how often the drop them!"
"Makes it all the more delicious."
"*Slams fist on table* GIVE ME YOUR PIZZA!" mad d mad d -everyone laughs- mad d That was perfect.
I even came back later and said: "You know how many calories are in that?"
rofl

...And actually, earlier than that, someone laid a STINKBOMB in the men's bathroom! My locker is right past it, and I had to visit it twice!!! mad d mad d It was horrible, and I feel so sorry for all the people that had to wait near it, it was so funny to see all these people covering their noses mad d mad d mad d

Plus, we were passing by a truck and it honked for us when we gave it the "honk for us!" sign mad d