I am not currently available right now. However, if you would like to be transferred to another correspondent, please press the number that best fits your personality:
If you are obsessive compulsive, please press "1" repeatedly.
If you are codependant, please ask someone to press "2".
-If you have multiple personalities, please press "3", "4", and "5".
If you are paranoid delusional, we know who you are and what you want. Just stay on the line so we can trace your call
If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and the little voice will tell you which number to press.
If you are manic-depressive, it doesn't matter what number you press, no one will answer.
XD my friend had this as her away message, I was laughing my a** off for 3 mins straight, it's just the most perfect away message I've seen so far.
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