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So. It's been a while since I put an actual journal entry in here, I figure I may as well do that now (since no one is on because everyone is at school >< stupid school.) Anyways. A lot is going on right now, most of which I wont discuss here because it's classified information xd But I can say that Raz is taking his sweet time >.< You know, when I decided to go through with being pregnant I expected him to be early! He's two days late so far, I wonder how much longer he's going to wait? I was due on the 23rd, its now the 25th. I'm not an elephant, people, theres no way in hell I'm going to be pregnant for two years!! Okay yeah I know, thats a little exadgerated, but honestly. 40 weeks is what I signed up for.. well not really signed up for >< more like was volunteered for by someone else. Either way though, 40 weeks was how long I'd planned on being pregnant. Its now been 40 weeks and 2 days. Now, to most people who havn't experienced the joy that is being pregnant *sarcasm like you wouldnt believe*, 2 days doesnt seem like a whole lot of time. But when your having contractions all the time, have really really painful stretch marks on your once flat and strech-free stomach thats now practicly as big as a bowling ball, and your feet are swollen to the size of giant potatoes all day long, a day seems like forever. >< And might I add that it doesnt help that randomly my brother will run up to me and yell at my stomach "Why are you sleeping???" and my mom or grandma will come up and start shaking me, telling Raz to come out. I suppose it is a little entertaining every now and then, but geez ><. It isnt very reasurring that he's disobeying me already, is it? Damn I should have been a better kid, that way maybe hed be only a little bad. >< Unfortunatly I was a pain the the behind when I was a kid (I kinda still am.. XD) so I guess now I'm getting a taste of my own medicine. You have to hate irony. Or maybe its karma. Well either way, it sucks. DARN IT RAZ COME OUT!! XP I want to wear jeans and my Johnny Depp t-shirt again! Which reminds me, Lacey stole that t-shirt! grr I'm going to have to get it back, I love that shirt 3nodding But yes. ^^ Hey this was a pretty long journal entry, I'm proud of myself for having the attention span to type it!! xd


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  • User Comments: [3]
    LOL And you said i couldn't make Raz evil yet, he's already doing a good job so far but with me he'd atleast have some reserve about torturing you twisted Well here's somethings for you to look forward to. 1. A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep. 2. If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite. 3. A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant. 4. If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not strong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room. 5. You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way. 6. The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan. 7. When you hear the toilet flush and the words "uh oh", it's already too late. 8. Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it. 9. A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36-year old Man says they can only do it in the movies. 10. Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4- year old Boy. 11. Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence. 12. Super glue is forever. 13. No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water. 14. Pool filters do not like Jell-O. 15. VCR's do not eject "PB & J" sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do. 16. Garbage bags do not make good parachutes. 17. Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving. 18. You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is. 19. Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens. 20. The fire department in Austin,TX has a 5-minute response time. 21. The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy. 22. It will, however, make cats dizzy. 23. Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy. 24. 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids. 25. 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid.

    comment Ebon Saph · Community Member · Wed Oct 25, 2006 @ 08:12pm
    -giggles- okay i admit it, I'd probably try mixing the brake fluid and clorox before passing this on to all my friends XD

    comment Daine Salmalin · Community Member · Sat Oct 28, 2006 @ 12:44am
    poor tish. WHERE THE HELL IS RAZ HES 4 DAYS LATE! sorry ebon im stealing your post and putting it in my journal

    comment MorganOfCalafia · Community Member · Sun Oct 29, 2006 @ 04:39am
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