-Dog barfs on me.
-Dog pees on my favorie socks.
-Nearly crack head open on wall.
-Fall over... while just standing up.
-Happy time starts RIGHT BEFORE I go to PE. Twice.
-Drop my camera 3 times in less than an hour.
-Have multiple things pull a Jesus on me. Though that's not a bad thing. IE-
-Baby snail dies on me, then comes back to life the next day.
-Camera dies on me, and comes back to life a week later.
-I take really funny videos and pictures, and they get deleted.
-I have an emo, moody goldfish.
-He poops in really long red strings. Though you probably didn't need to know that.
-Skid and trip on the linoleum to get to the phone 6 feet away.
-Snap off clay Appa's tail while thinking "Hmm, maybe I should have reinforced this with tin foil and wire?"
-Talk with a bi-polar girl on the internet.. O_o
-I say I wont have kids. I'd crack. Then people make fun of me, saying I'll have 9, which.. probably will happen anyway.
-I bet I'm going to get a lumberjack or a surgeon on the PLAN test. I'd crack under the pressure of a surgeon, and.. I'd probably get squished under a tree as a lumberjack.
My life is getting stranger..I think I'm getting all of Turoro's 'luck'.
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-Neighbor's cat drools on me
-Neighbors white cat happens to like to lay in my lap... when I was wearing a black coat.
-He wasn't very greatful when I gave him an escort across oak street back home D< He clawed his way out near his house...
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