Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia - Fear of long words.
Papaphobia - Fear of the Pope.
Pteronophobia - Fear of being tickled by feathers.
Trichopathophobia - Fear of hair.
Walloonphobia - Fear of the Walloons.
Syngenesophobia - Fear of relatives.
Pogonophobia - Fear of beards.
Pentheraphobia - Fear of mother-in-law.
Peladophobia - Fear of bald people.
Telephonophobia - Fear of telephones.
Xenophobia - Fear of strangers or foreigners.
Ablutophobia - Fear of washing or bathing.
Alliumphobia - Fear of garlic.
Arachibutyrophobia - Fear of peanut butter sticking to the roof of the mouth.
Bibliophobia - Fear of books.
Chaetophobia - Fear of hair.
Cibophobia - Fear of food.
Chromatophobia - Fear of colors.
Consecotaleophobia - Fear of chopsticks.
Chronophobia - Fear of time.
(this one is more of an inside joke, as far as why it's funny..)
Cyprinophobia - Fear of prostitutes.
Dutchphobia - Fear of the Dutch.
Ephebiphobia - Fear of teenagers.