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Pick the month you were born:

January--I kicked
February--I loved
March--I smoked
April--I humped
May--I choked on
June--I murdered
July--I did the Macarena with
August--I had lunch with
September--I danced with
October--I sang to
November--I yelled at
December--I ran over

Pick the day (number) you were born on:

1-------a birdbath
2-------a monster
3-------a phone
4-------a fork
5-------a Mexican
6-------a gangster
7-------my cell phone
8-------my dog
9-------my best fr iends' boyfriend
10-------my neighbor
11-------my science teacher
12-------a banana
13-------a fireman
14-------a stuffed animal
15-------a goat
16-------a pickle
17-------your mom
18-------a spoon
19-------myself
20-------a baseball bat
21-------a ninja
22-------Chuck Norris
23-------a noodle
24-------a squirrel
25--- ----a football player
26-------my sister
27-------my brother
28-------an ipod
29-------a permanent marker
30-------a llama
31-------A homeless guy

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:

White----------because I'm cool like that!
Black-----------because that's how I roll.
Pink------------because I'm NOT a homosexual.
Red------------because the voices told me to.
Blue-----------because I'm sexy and I do what I want !
Green---------because I hate myself.
Purple---------because I'm cool.
Gray----------because I was drunk
Yellow--------because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars.
Orange-------because I hate my family.
Brown--------because I was high.
Other-------because I'm a ninja.
None--------because I cant control myself!

Now type out the sentence you made in the subject line and forward to your
friends. And don't forget to send it back to the person that sent it
to you.

i had lunch with....my cell phone......because im cool like that



i had lunch with....my dog......because the voices told me to.

i murdered... a stuff animal... cause i was drunk.



I did the Macarena with...a squirrel...because that's how I roll.



I Did the Macaren with......a gangster...becuase the voices told me too!


LOL this is funny
I choked on a ............phone................because that's how I roll.

I smoked....myself....becuse I hate myself. Wow! I'm an emo kid!! >.<


I did the Macarena with... a monster... because I'm sexy and I do what I want !
Im sexy?!


i smoketh a squirrel because im sexy and i do what i want...oO *blink blink* squirrels are smokable? OO *tries to smoke a squirrel*


i yelled at...a fireman...because thats how i roll.

I loved....my science teacher....because I'm sexy and I do what I want !


I choked on...a homeless guy...because I was drunk!


I danced with...a phone...because thats how i roll.

I did the a squirrel because I'm cool like that.


I did the Macarena with..a permanent marker..because I hate myself.


i yelled at mexican because im sexy and i do wat i want


I loved myself because I am sexy and I do what I want. O.o