We're Knights of the Round table
We whenever we're able
We do routines and chorus scenes
and footwork impeccable
We dine well here in Camelot
We eat ham and jam and spam a lot
We're Knights of the Round table
Our shows are formidable
But many times we're given rhymes
that are quite unsingable
We're opera mad in Camelot
We sing from the diaphragm a lot!
In war we're strong and able
Quite indefitegable
Between our guests we sequin vests
and impersonate Clarke Gable
It's a busy life in Camelot
I Have To Push The Pram A Lot!
We whenever we're able
We do routines and chorus scenes
and footwork impeccable
We dine well here in Camelot
We eat ham and jam and spam a lot
We're Knights of the Round table
Our shows are formidable
But many times we're given rhymes
that are quite unsingable
We're opera mad in Camelot
We sing from the diaphragm a lot!
In war we're strong and able
Quite indefitegable
Between our guests we sequin vests
and impersonate Clarke Gable
It's a busy life in Camelot
I Have To Push The Pram A Lot!