Me: *sweeping* Doug, there's a praying mantis on your shoulder.
Doug: *sigh* Could you get it off for me?
Me: What? No, I'm not touching it!
Yeah. I hate bugs. Yeah, there was a praying mantis on his shoulder. A pretty big one.
My fish are suffocating... I need to get an air pump.
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