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This conversation occured between my roomate, Julia, and my friend, Ed, having a conversation on IM.
This is probably the funniest and the most bizarre thing I have ever read. XD
Forgive me for the length.

"YAY!!!! SEPHIROTH!!" and "I HATE being sick." are Ed.
"Red Remmy" is Julia under my name.
Enjoy, yo.

Enjoy

YAY!!!! SEPHIROTH!! says:
^_^
Red Remmy says:
Sephiroth is dead >D
YAY!!!! SEPHIROTH!! says:
!!
Red Remmy says:
DEAD >D
Red Remmy says:
Heehehe.
Red Remmy says:
And he so fails at being the penultimate antichrist
Red Remmy says:
>D
YAY!!!! SEPHIROTH!! says:
O.O
Red Remmy says:
XD
Red Remmy says:
How's it going?
Red Remmy says:
I'm Sam's roomate.
Red Remmy says:
Julia.
Red Remmy says:
Hi.
Red Remmy says:
biggrin
YAY!!!! SEPHIROTH!! says:
HI!!!
YAY!!!! SEPHIROTH!! says:
^_&^
Red Remmy says:
HOW ARE YOU!?!?!?!
YAY!!!! SEPHIROTH!! says:
??
Red Remmy says:
YOU'RE SO FRICKIN COOL
Red Remmy says:
cause like
YAY!!!! SEPHIROTH!! says:
^_^
Red Remmy says:
you use happy faces
Red Remmy says:
and like
Red Remmy says:
happy faces are godly
YAY!!!! SEPHIROTH!! says:
like>?/
YAY!!!! SEPHIROTH!! says:
lol
YAY!!!! SEPHIROTH!! says:
^^
Red Remmy says:
Ummmm
Red Remmy says:
sharon?
YAY!!!! SEPHIROTH!! says:
yea
Red Remmy says:
YOU'RE SHARON!?
Red Remmy says:
OMG
Red Remmy says:
WE'RE BOTH BLACK
YAY!!!! SEPHIROTH!! says:
LOL
YAY!!!! SEPHIROTH!! says:
YAY!!!
Red Remmy says:
WE SHOULD JOIN THE NAACP TOGETHER!!!#@3@43424
Red Remmy says:
:O
YAY!!!! SEPHIROTH!! says:
power to the poeple man!
Red Remmy says:
I know man
YAY!!!! SEPHIROTH!! says:
LOL
Red Remmy says:
It's so hard living like this yo
YAY!!!! SEPHIROTH!! says:
dude
Red Remmy says:
I just can't deal with all the pressure
Red Remmy says:
LIKE TOTALLY
YAY!!!! SEPHIROTH!! says:
LOL
Red Remmy says:
biggrin biggrin biggrin biggrin
YAY!!!! SEPHIROTH!! says:
DUDE!!
Red Remmy says:
DUDDEEE!!!!
YAY!!!! SEPHIROTH!! says:
i wish i could meet you!
Red Remmy says:
OMG
Red Remmy says:
WE COULD SOOOO MEET each other
Red Remmy says:
some day
Red Remmy says:
in the future
Red Remmy says:
we must greet each other with a black fist
YAY!!!! SEPHIROTH!! says:
I'm coming back to georgia in October
Red Remmy says:
of PRIDE
Red Remmy says:
LIKE TOTALLY
Red Remmy says:
O rly
YAY!!!! SEPHIROTH!! says:
ya rly!
YAY!!!! SEPHIROTH!! says:
see my pic
Red Remmy says:
Wanna have like, a threesome with me and Sam?
Red Remmy says:
I see a blue blob
YAY!!!! SEPHIROTH!! says:
.......O.o
Red Remmy says:
I don't see a black person
YAY!!!! SEPHIROTH!! says:
kinky!
Red Remmy says:
:O
Red Remmy says:
I know!
Red Remmy says:
OMG
Red Remmy says:
IF WE SANDWHICH SAM
I HATE being sick... says:
how about now
Red Remmy says:
WE'D BE OREO COOKIES
I HATE being sick... says:
LOL!!
I HATE being sick... says:
LMAO!
Red Remmy says:
Aw. I can see the picture now.
Red Remmy says:
That's cute.
I HATE being sick... says:
HAHAHAH!!!
Red Remmy says:
Adorable. biggrin
I HATE being sick... says:
thats me
Red Remmy says:
Aw.
Red Remmy says:
You're all
Red Remmy says:
brown
Red Remmy says:
with...
I HATE being sick... says:
^_________^
Red Remmy says:
inhumanely pink cheeks..
I HATE being sick... says:
not with blush marks
Red Remmy says:
and some white concoction on your head
Red Remmy says:
is it a sperm whale p***s?
I HATE being sick... says:
my cat hat
Red Remmy says:
OH
I HATE being sick... says:
LMAO!
Red Remmy says:
CAT HAT
I HATE being sick... says:
yea
Red Remmy says:
I can barely see it
Red Remmy says:
I just see like
Red Remmy says:
a lump of whiteness
I HATE being sick... says:
OMFG!!!
Red Remmy says:
:O
I HATE being sick... says:
its so nice to talk to you!
Red Remmy says:
You hate being sick?
Red Remmy says:
Me too
I HATE being sick... says:
yea
Red Remmy says:
Sam's like a ******** PENGUIN
I HATE being sick... says:
*sniffle*
Red Remmy says:
It's....
I HATE being sick... says:
LMAO!!!
Red Remmy says:
73 DEGREES IN HERE
I HATE being sick... says:
I KNOW!!
Red Remmy says:
but to her it's like
Red Remmy says:
90!
Red Remmy says:
CELCIUS!
Red Remmy says:
NOT FARENhEIT
Red Remmy says:
so my brown skin is getting pwnd
I HATE being sick... says:
SHE ALWAYS FREEZES ME AT HER HOUSE!!
Red Remmy says:
OMG
Red Remmy says:
We should create like a ...
Red Remmy says:
anit-freezing device
Red Remmy says:
like a heater...
Red Remmy says:
Yeeeeah, that's the name of it.
Red Remmy says:
biggrin pwn.
Red Remmy says:
Anyway. Sam seems to be reading the conversation.
Red Remmy says:
She's smiling.
Red Remmy says:
she's laughing.
Red Remmy says:
She's giggling now
Red Remmy says:
head in her hands
I HATE being sick... says:
my poor little scrawny v=black fingers can't take it
I HATE being sick... says:
LMAO!!
I HATE being sick... says:
tell sam to take a picture of you and email it to me...
I HATE being sick... says:
with her camphone
Red Remmy says:
flapping her hands like a metrosexual man
I HATE being sick... says:
^__^
Red Remmy says:
Oh!
Red Remmy says:
I have a picture already
Red Remmy says:
lemme find one :O
Red Remmy says:
Onoes, the internet is sucking.
Red Remmy says:
Oh yay, it's working
I HATE being sick... says:
hhaha
Red Remmy says:
http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b337/Idunie/Movie5.jpg
Red Remmy says:
>_>; <_<;
I HATE being sick... says:
AWWW!!
Red Remmy says:
I saw you before in
Red Remmy says:
a kimono
Red Remmy says:
and
I HATE being sick... says:
YAY!
Red Remmy says:
in clothes
Red Remmy says:
and
I HATE being sick... says:
lol
Red Remmy says:
NOT IN CLOTHES
Red Remmy says:
you're pretty hawt :O
I HATE being sick... says:
O.O
I HATE being sick... says:
ooh
I HATE being sick... says:
you too!
I HATE being sick... says:
razz
Red Remmy says:
What's going on in the Northern front?
Red Remmy says:
My stupid friend lives in MD.
I HATE being sick... says:
nuffin
I HATE being sick... says:
its freakin cold up here
Red Remmy says:
nuffin but puffin some muffins and tuffin it?
Red Remmy says:
It is.
Red Remmy says:
Man
I HATE being sick... says:
LOL
Red Remmy says:
you just can't get away from the cold
Red Remmy says:
I swear
I HATE being sick... says:
i know
Red Remmy says:
the world doesn't like black people
Red Remmy says:
Ya know
I HATE being sick... says:
LOL
Red Remmy says:
It's like, IN EVERY COMMERCIAL
Red Remmy says:
we have to have an afro
Red Remmy says:
or like, curly hair
I HATE being sick... says:
HAHAHA!!!!
Red Remmy says:
as if we've never heard of PERM
Red Remmy says:
and THENNNNNN
Red Remmy says:
we always have to wear YELLOW
I HATE being sick... says:
LMAO!!!!
Red Remmy says:
or like, VIOLET PURPLE
I HATE being sick... says:
you are awesome
Red Remmy says:
and have R &B music in the background
I HATE being sick... says:
you have to come with sam whe i come back
I HATE being sick... says:
I HATE R&B
Red Remmy says:
and like, Susie Q gets the pretty red dress because she's pale as a dead aborigine and takes in too many UV rays
I HATE being sick... says:
i hate rap
I HATE being sick... says:
LMAO!!!! OMG!
Red Remmy says:
I just like anything that sounds okay. Any category - there's failure music everywhere!
I HATE being sick... says:
hahaha
I HATE being sick... says:
i like J-ROCK!
Red Remmy says:
I heard!
I HATE being sick... says:
some j-pop!
I HATE being sick... says:
YAY!
Red Remmy says:
I HEAR
Red Remmy says:
Man
Red Remmy says:
Do you like
Red Remmy says:
J-men?
Red Remmy says:
And...
Red Remmy says:
J-girls?
I HATE being sick... says:
HELL YEAH!!!!!!
Red Remmy says:
and...
Red Remmy says:
J-food?
Red Remmy says:
:O
I HATE being sick... says:
wauit
I HATE being sick... says:
the girls are adorable
I HATE being sick... says:
i wish i was asian
I HATE being sick... says:
..kinda
Red Remmy says:
NO
Red Remmy says:
NO YOU DONT GOD
Red Remmy says:
NO YOU DONT
Red Remmy says:
BE PROUD
I HATE being sick... says:
O.O
Red Remmy says:
At least you don't look like ditto the pokemon with long hair
Red Remmy says:
asians either look a ) hawt or b ) nawt
I HATE being sick... says:
LOL
I HATE being sick... says:
yea
I HATE being sick... says:
UFO
I HATE being sick... says:
...don't ask
I HATE being sick... says:
was random
Red Remmy says:
.....
Red Remmy says:
>_>
Red Remmy says:
I got picked up on the side of the road by an alieum
Red Remmy says:
pppsst.. don't tell anyone
I HATE being sick... says:
LOL
Red Remmy says:
Like srsly
Red Remmy says:
There was this alieum
Red Remmy says:
and his name was Pedro
I HATE being sick... says:
lol
Red Remmy says:
Pedro Bostoveskyiavich
I HATE being sick... says:
O.O
Red Remmy says:
And he said I was pretty hot
Red Remmy says:
so
Red Remmy says:
as he prodded me
I HATE being sick... says:
he probed you!
Red Remmy says:
and you know, took like my frontal cortex of the brain
I HATE being sick... says:
LMAO!
Red Remmy says:
OH YEAH HE PROBED ME
Red Remmy says:
it was SO painful
Red Remmy says:
it was like
Red Remmy says:
sleeping with an elephant
Red Remmy says:
he STOLE MY DNA
Red Remmy says:
SO I'm DNA'less right now
Red Remmy says:
I twitch all the time
Red Remmy says:
and I'm missing 8m toes.
Red Remmy says:
8 toes.
Red Remmy says:
But he still thinks I'm hot.
Red Remmy says:
So that's all that matters!
Red Remmy says:
UFO UFO UFO ALL THE WAY
Red Remmy says:
REPRESENT
I HATE being sick... says:
LOL!!!!
Red Remmy says:
I think I can shape the letters U F and O with my two toes
I HATE being sick... says:
OMG!!!
I HATE being sick... says:
You poor thing!
I HATE being sick... says:
HAHAHHAAHAH!!!!!!!!
Red Remmy says:
It's okay! It's cheap to get a peticure.
I HATE being sick... says:
hahaa
Red Remmy says:
No srsly
Red Remmy says:
like, I walk in
Red Remmy says:
and all of the vietnamese women who are relatives of my friend are like
Red Remmy says:
"OHHH THIS WILL BE QUICK"
Red Remmy says:
and I sit down and it's like I'm only in there for ten minutes
Red Remmy says:
one dolla' per toe biggrin
I HATE being sick... says:
LOL!!!!!!!!
Red Remmy says:
:O
I HATE being sick... says:
you are crazy
Red Remmy says:
I am.
Red Remmy says:
But that's what makes life interesting.
I HATE being sick... says:
a lot of fun
I HATE being sick... says:
we could have if we knew each other
Red Remmy says:
Awww, grassy a** senorita
I HATE being sick... says:
?
I HATE being sick... says:
LOOL
I HATE being sick... says:
LoL
Red Remmy says:
Do I make you LOL?
Red Remmy says:
Do I reeeeeeeeeally make you LOL?
Red Remmy says:
Like
Red Remmy says:
LOL
Red Remmy says:
or LOL!
Red Remmy says:
or
Red Remmy says:
LMAO
I HATE being sick... says:
YEA!!!
Red Remmy says:
or
Red Remmy says:
ROFLDMALSmoamoama
Red Remmy says:
OR like
I HATE being sick... says:
both!
Red Remmy says:
OMG IM ABOUT TO PEE
Red Remmy says:
Okay good
Red Remmy says:
You owe me 5 dollars per laugh
Red Remmy says:
That's how I make my living.
I HATE being sick... says:
HAH...*closes mouth*
Red Remmy says:
Pay up or you'll end up twinkie-toe'd like me
I HATE being sick... says:
LOL
Red Remmy says:
OMG YOU OW ME 2.50 FOR HALF A LAUGH
I HATE being sick... says:
Oops
Red Remmy says:
Sam is playing with someone's boobs right now
Red Remmy says:
.....
I HATE being sick... says:
heee heh....O.O
Red Remmy says:
I think I'm going to let you talk to Sam now :O
Red Remmy says:
because she's like
Red Remmy says:
....
I HATE being sick... says:
^__^
Red Remmy says:
concentrating her energy in...
Red Remmy says:
laim stuff
Red Remmy says:
:O
I HATE being sick... says:
it was nice talking to you!
Red Remmy says:
Nice talking to you! HASTA LUEGO MI AMIGA NEGRA
Red Remmy says:
VIVA LAS NEGROS!
Red Remmy says:
:O
Red Remmy says:
>_>;
I HATE being sick... says:
LOL
Red Remmy says:
>>
Red Remmy says:
Bai !
I HATE being sick... says:
Bai!

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