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So I don't even know what a Puritan is, but someone told me they hated them, and because I love to b***h, here is what resulted.
Dude: I ******** hate puritans.
Me: Yeah, ******** puritans. Puritaning s**t all over, they think they're so grand. All pure and s**t.
Dude: I just wrote an essay on them.
Me: I was trying to drink some milk this one time, right? And the puritans were all "HAI 2 U U CNAT DRANK UR MLK CUZ IT SI NOT POER!" And I'm all "What the ********, its ******** milk. How isn't it pure?" And the puritans were all "HAI WUT YOU TLAK TO POERITYNS LYKE THIT ITS NTO NYCE SO STFU WREE POERITYNS." So I grabbed them by the nostrils and slammed them onto a couple of spikes, BAM, right through the eye sockets. *Hears a knock at the door*
Why hey, it seems like there's some mormons at the door... excuse me for a second.
 Duck_man · Thu Sep 07, 2006 @ 07:16am · 1 Comments |
