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Blackcross' Thoughts A quick heads up: I cuss as often as the wind blows, if you feel offended then get bent and leave


Virje Blackcross
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presenting the Gaia Roast of Jayce Jordan -claps-
Aaaaalright folks, aas you know my brother and one of my many partners in crime, Jubo sumi, has been asking to be talked about, all of you who knows him knows you've wanted to say stuff about him. so this is your chance, this is the Gaia Roast of Jubo Sumi, with your roast master Virje J Blackcross -the crowd claps- first off i wanna start this off with a nice comment, if jubo would put as much effort into life, as he did back with his old girlfriends, we'd have a cure for cancer already -crowd laughs-. alright alright, tonight we'll be hearing from some of Jubo's friends who knows him, of course we wont be saying all nice things, but hell it's something.

i now pass it off, to my main partner in crime, SHIRO <THE RED WIND> ENA!!! -background music plays-





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Shiro No Ookami-Shiro Ena
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Thu Aug 24, 2006 @ 05:47am


-Bows and laughs- Thank you thank you and i'll start by saying tonights baseball game coulda been more entertaining but when you don't have someone playing on both teams thats what you get for 34.00 on Cable t.v -crowd laughs and drum roll plays- But seriously I love my brother Jayce but if I could laugh like him i'd take up business in mateing calls - crowd dies laughing with another drum roll- Stop stop your flattering me. But ya know theres times where he does good and I cannot argue with Mr. Jordans love issues but if I had a dollar for every time he broke up and had a new wife hell i'd be running the million dollar cool give away at greek town. -Crowd dies laughing and drums go off again- If there was ever a time where I found him putting effort into something it would be farting. If he took as much time to percisely strain and make things work as he did with passing gas this boy would be in a Yale college right now. -Crowd dies and laughs- But seriously I'm going to throw it back to your host with the most Virje due to the fact that if i continue i may start to have "Playbothsidesofthefielditus" and possibly try to help out with something that can make me stand on both ends of the stage. -Music Plays-


Virje Blackcross
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Thu Aug 24, 2006 @ 05:59am


-the crowd claps as Virje comes back laughing- heh, thats the irony of the situation, seeing as Marc has been in so many relationships, his genitals have a rollerdex implemented on them. -crowd laughs- all in all, Shiro and Jubo are the two best friends i've ever had, when im with them i have a reason to park in the handicap spaces for having two retards around -crowd laughs-. speaking of retards, this child -points to jubo- has made himself look like an a** on so many ocasions. like such in the restaurant. this dumb b*****d orders his meal, then says "i'll have a blt..no ice please". you dumb c**k head, you never could get your tongue right with women....and some other things from what i heard -crowd laughs- i asked if you came up short with them, they said yea, he owes me 40 dollars -crowd dies laughing- you were never good with money, that could be why you're still here with us....we always con you of of some money. -crowd laughs-. speaking of con, shiro i remember when we had to carry a lie detector test with you at all times, and jayce we had to make sure you weren't to far up some girls a** to watch your own feet -crowd laughs- hell i remember a time when i thought you smart...guess i dont need you to park in that hadicap space after all -crowd laughs hard- the next person i wanna pass it to, is the living shadow SIR BRILLIANCE, THE SHADOW OF LIFE!! -rap music plays over the speakers-


Sir Brilliance
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Thu Aug 24, 2006 @ 06:33am


ahhhh yes yes the great gay believes in nothin but random chicks and big dicks. THE SUMI!!!! man lookin so ugly you gettin arrested for indescent exposure in ya own home. ya meat beatin at the speed of jayce not watchin wat ya doin now look at ya face. which i DO regret doin but hey, we all make life threatenin mistakes. although i do think that your presense IS offensive to all of man..........make that all kind we have to repent for our sins and suffer the consiquences of allowin you to live. u know, jayce, when i see you i see all types of despair and sadness and fear. not because your personality is scary, no your gay as ********, but you are one UGLY ******** man. i mean i would rather watch two fat a** rinkled mole rats ******** on a muggy a** august day wit soy sauce all over the place than look at you man. its like throwin up without the pain and after effects, which i would REALLY rather have. as of now lets just end the roast right here cuz ya face is fryin my eyes man. heh no really though, on the real jayce is a koo dude. he aint all that bad in the dark and as far as people go he good people, mentally. but at the end of the day jayce is still part of the sumi, shiro, blackcross brothahood and that is good wit us. so yall need give him a hand and stand up fo jayce fa real *crown stands up with a 5 minute standin ovation while i leave the stage*


Virje Blackcross
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Thu Aug 24, 2006 @ 11:24pm


-virje walks back to the stage laughing- that was mr brilliance people, give it up for him -the crowd claps- ya know, its good to have a darker friend than you....when the cops come you have someone to blame -crowd laughs- ya know jubo -looks at him- im shocked....utterly shocked that you haven't contracted gaia syphlis yet -crowd laughs hard- i hear you had a special pump attached to your nuts for stunt come after so long. why not do it the old way....mayonaise -crowd folds over laughing- but you've been a good friend....and target practise....and training dummy....oh and a special needs person, but all in a all a good freind, so we had to roast ya pal. -crowd claps as music plays- we couldnt get a few people here to roast him like i wanted, but hell i think we covered it enough for him right -crowd claps-


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