my life used to be fun as hell....until i met Marcus and Jayce, now my life isnt fun anymore, my life is fun as all un holy hell. these two fools together is a recipe for ignorance and here's a few moments that i found the funniest.
*at old country buffet* *jayces tries to scoop his ice cream from the dish*
Marc: *talking*
Jayce :*tries to ger icecream but the melted part oozed into his hand*
Marc: *looks over* In yo hand..yep, look like you nutted right in yo palm.
*car ride with marc, talking about cheating on with your business partner*
me: oh yea ted, just to let you know me and your wife was having an affair...she never had a salad that day.
Marc: WHAT!!
ME: hahahah ranch my foot....heh Krutons.
*half asleep at my house*
Me: *grabs powder and dumps it on Jayce's head*
Marc* gets up and turns on light*
Jayce* covered in powrder*
Marc: *rolls around laughing* he look like a big crack head, naw wait thats ashey larry.
*at my house, playing games*
Marc: *laying on floor*
Jayce: *stands up, plunges fingers in marcs butt* THOUSAND YEARS OF PAIN
Marc: NOOO MY ASSSS!!
ME: *dying of laughter*
maybe you wont see it as funny, it was the moments you'd have to see and understand to laugh as hard as we do, but these two are some fools.
Virje Blackcross Community Member 
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