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This is another e-mail my friend sent me... I thought it was kind of funny, so enjoy!
President George Bush was in the Oval Office wondering Which country to
invade next, when his telephone rang.
"Hallo, President Bush" a heavily accented voice said.
"This is
Archie, up 'ere at the Harp Seal Pub in Badger's Cove,
Newfoundland. Canada, eh? "I am callin' to tells ya dat we are officially declaring war on
you, eh!"
" Well Archie," George replied, "This is indeed
important news! >>How big
is your army?"
"Right now," said Archie, after a moment's calculation "there is
myself,
me cousin Harold, me next-door-neighbor Mick, and the whole dart team
from the pub. That makes eight!"
George paused. "I must tell you Archie, that I have ONE MILLION men
in my army waiting to move on my command."
"Holy jeez," said Archie. "I'll have ta call ya back!"
Sure enough, the next day, Archie called again. "Mr. Bush, the war
is
still on! We have managed to acquire some infantry equipment!"
"And what equipment would that be Archie?", George asked.
"Well sir, we have two combines, a bulldozer, 3 fishing boats, 2
harpoon boats, a trawler with radar and Harry's farm tractor."
President Bush sighed. "I must tell you Archie, tha t I have 6,000 tanks
and 14,000 armoured personnel carriers. Also I've increased my army
to one and a half million since we last spoke."
"Lard T'underin' Jaysus, bye", said Archie, "I'll be getting Back
to ya."
Sure enough, Archie rang again the next day. "President Bush, the
war is
still on! We have managed to git ourselves airborne!
We up an' modified Harrigan's ultra-light wit a couple of shotguns
in
the cockpit, and four byes from the Legion have joined us as well!"
George was silent for a minute then cleared his throat. "I Must
tell you
Archie that I have 10,000 bombers and 20,000 Fighter planes. My
military
complex is surrounded by laser-guided, surface-to-air missile >>sites.
And since we last spoke, I've increased my army to TWO MILLION!"
"Jeysus, Mary and Joseph," said Archie, "I'll have ta call Youse
back."
Sure enough, Archie called again the next day. "President Bush! I
am
sorry to have to tell you dat we have had to call off dis 'ere
war."
"I'm sorry to hear that" said George. "Why the sudden change Of
heart?"
"Well, sir," said Archie, "we've all sat ourselves down and had a
long
chat over a bunch of pints, and come to realize dat dere's no way
we can
feed two million prisoners."
CANADIAN CONFIDENCE CANNOT BE SHAKE'N!
 Mistress_Gigi · Wed Aug 02, 2006 @ 03:06pm · 0 Comments |
