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POOPERIFIC MADNESS.
Six days at Grandma's and Grandpa's farm comes to an end.
I have been gone these past six days to go visit the grandparents. I feel like describing most of it, so brace yourselves.

We left Monday morning at 6:00-7:00 AM for an eight hour motor home ride to the farm. We had woken up at 5:00, so my father gave us some hot chocolate to help us wake up. I tried to sleep anyways, but the chocolate didn't let me. We stopped in a place called Golden to have lunch at A&W. The rest of the trip was uneventfull. Me and my sister played Pokemon on our Gameboys ( sad I know, but it's addictive). We finally arrived at the farm were we were greeted by a large, semi-hurting hug from grandma, and Grandpa sneaking up behind us and scaring the s**t out of us. We walked around, stretching out legs and having short conversations between me and my sister Stephanie. Our granparents dog Katrina was better than previous years. I spent about a half an hour to an hour brushing off the loose hair. Eventually we went inside to have a BBQ dinner. Our grandma accidentally bought sub buns for the hotdogs, so I could only eat a very small portion of egg salad and one hotdog. We stayed in our seats listening to the conversation of machinery and tractors between my Grandpa, dad, and grandma. Finally we were able to go to bed out in the motor home. As soon as my head hit the pillow I was asleep. The next day was the same, just including a walk and a game of shitty badminton between my sister and I. We were still pretty tired so we went to bed almost immediatly. The heat gradually increased in the morning, so around ten o'clock every day the temperature woke us up. We took a walk to the main road a bit down the mountain. Later at night it was time for my grandpa to close the gates and take off the fly maskd from the horses, Annie and Partner. Partner was born two years ago on Easter. Annie is the mother. Annie has a darker mane and coat than Partner. I gave them both a pat on the nose and headed back to the house. My grandparents were begging me to pick some Rasberries for desert. I was sick of them asking so I agreed to do it the following day. I waited until after desert to go out. The bugs didn't even bother me, and the temperature was nice and cool. I got about 3/4 of the pale full. My grandma asked Stephanie (who only picked about a handful and was asking me about each one every time she picked it) if "I did it right.". That was the first of my Grandma getting me pissed off. Now is a good time to say I have a low tolerance for my family members. We left ASAP and chatted for awhile before going to sleep. The next day in her own way Grandma was whining that she still had to finish cleaning her room and clearing the way for people who were bringing her new bed the next day. I kept to myself that it was her fault for not getting it done earlier so she didn't have to deal with it then. Later someone phoned, but we didn't answer it since we only answer phones at other people's homes if they tell us to. Grandpa's close to second father recntly died, and they addressed the funeral date and all. We left for bed around eleven o'clock. The next day the bed transpoters called twice asking for directions. The first time we didn't answer it due to us never being told to answer it. My grandma was saying to my dad and grandpa "HAHA STEPH DIDN'T ANSWER THE PHONE EVEN THOUGH IT WAS RIGHT NEXT TO HER!!11!!!LOL!1ONE!". She made a strangling gesture towards her while she wasn't looking. My grandma knew they were going to call, so it was her fault for not telling us to answer it, or not staying in until they called. I was still annoyed at my grandma and I was forced to sit nect to her in the pickup truck. We went to a popular Chinese restaurant for dinner. It was alright, but there was few foods to pick from. Once we returned, I left as soon as I could manage and sat around drinking soda until my dad and sister came in an hour later. I wasn't sure what time we got up on Saturday. My dad wanted to get everything ready so we could leave. Everyone was trying to force me into eating some toast or eggs. I had already eaten a muffin earlier, and I can't eat much in the morning. The smell of the food made me feel ill. So I retreated to the bathroom until my stomach settled. I believe e left around eight or nine in the morning. We did almost the same as when we drove there except it was almost unbearably hot, and we stopped at this Diner for lunch, and we ate a bit of icecream later to cool down. We arrived home about an half an hour later from when we got the icecream. We unpacked all of our belongings from the motor home. I went on the computer and later went to bed. Oh my what an amazing trip, and you desire for more. DX

Alright I admit, it asn't that interesting or had any real length to it. And not even one paragraph break! Well that is because I defy you and your need for more than one paragraph.


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