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Who else finds the new layout kind of, "meh?"

I had a really messed up dream! Which sucks, cuz it was going so well at first. I was in this store and I was shopping for all sorts of clothes I liked. Then at the end of the dream I find this choker necklace that has Happy Noodle Boy on it and I'm like, "THAT'S PHUSKING AWESOME!!!" So, I go to a mirror to try it on and, as I'm looking, I see this dude who looks a little like Bam Margera's dad, Phil only with more hair. And he's standing freakishly close to me. So, I turn around and look at him and he says, "How's it going, [INSERT MY REAL NAME]?" And I'm like, "Augh Phusk, I've got an internet stalker!" (Don't ask me how I knew he came from the internet.) Then I start walking away and he fallows me all fast like. So, I walk faster and I say, "Dude, stay the ******** away from me!" And he says "Ok, I'm just ganna hafta--" And then he grabs me by the arm, so I start screaming to get people's attention.
...And then I woke up.

What sucks about it is that I woke up. I wasn't really that scared, I was just very pissed that this dude had the nerve to try and kidnap me in public. I didn't want to wake up! I wanted to see the people run up and kick his a** for me! scream