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stare

I hope everyone realizes that I didn't actually have sex. I'm such a virgin that it's not even funny.

Anyway... I just felt like being completely random and posting my nonsense...

Oh, I've been playing the Sims 2, and I finally had my couple have a baby... they aren't that hard to care for, which gives a false impression of real children. Surprisingly, I'm enjoying taking care of their daughter, 'cause she's real quiet and keeps to herself and her toys. Even when she just wakes up in the crib, she sits there and plays with her feet. Of course, when she gets bored enough, she plays in the toilet. Once she broke it and it flooded everywhere... sweatdrop Otherwise, she's a good digital-kid! And her mother wants more kids, no joke. Oh well, that means more sex for her husband. I'm sure he doesn't mind.

mrgreen

So I went to my first counselor since my parent's divorce yesterday. You people should really try them; they rock. They're not like psychiatrists or anything, and by law they can't tell your parents anything you tell them, unless it involves killing yourself, killing someone else, or child abuse. Otherwise, you can tell them your deepest, darkest secrets, including how many people you have sex with, and your parents will never know.

I'm so totally excited! xd rofl