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Here are some moments as when my mind goes..well crazy
Me: Hey Mea, what's that on your backpack?
Mea(sister): Oh this, it's a piece of sting i found on the ground.
Me:*thinks for a second* I have a question for you.
Mea: what?
Me: If you were to find a dead body on the ground would you attach it to your backpack?
Mea: eek ......uh...no...
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Or another time would be:
(eating dinner at a seafood restaraunt)
Jason(brother): Mina, this crab looks weird is it ok?
Me: *grabs it and checks it by grabing a piece of meat and checking if it shreds* yea, it's good see how it shreds that means it's still good.
Mea: Mina, is this crab any good?
Me: *Takes a look at it and does the same to Mea's crab like she did with Jason's crab* nah see how it crumbles...that means it's gone bad, don't eat it.
Mea: ok, thanks.
Me: Why is everyone asking me if the crab are good or not?
Jason: well that's because you want to be a Vet when you grow up.
Me: Yea, so what, am i gonna grab some dogs and say" see how this dog crumbles, not good, see how this dog shreds that's good."
Jason, Mea, and I: LMAO!!! rofl
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(Topic in a Forum: My friends hate my BF what do i do?)
SomeAnonymousGirl: I have an awesome, bf, and i love him a lot, but some of my really close friends hate him.
Its not hate-hate, it's just they think I should break up with him. He's not like "popular" but neither are we. He made some jokes and they got really offended, but I would have made the exact same jokes (they were pretty funny) and they wouldnt have gotten mad at me.
They think he's weird, but I'm probably weirder. I really love my boyfriend, and i my friends, but is there any way to get them to stop verbally assaulting him?
Me:Well...you can cut your boyfriend up into bite-size pieces, turn him into chili and feed him to your friends. I'm sure they'll have a different opinion when he tastes better. Heck....they might even love him...but it depends on how well you cook. they might hate him and you'll lose a boyfriend or...they'll like him and you'll lose a boyfriend biggrin