Narrator: "Lloyd knocks down Dorr's door, and pushes the guards out of the way. That is what he did."
Lloyd: "Was that a **** ing set up, or what?"
Dorr: "Who let this guy in?"
Kratos: "We're sorry. We've just recently saw the movie Reservoir Dogs.
Lloyd: "That movie kicked a**!"
Dorr: "Right. Well, what can I do for you mortals?"
Genis: "Well, we're the Chosen's group."
Raine: "And I see that you have laid out zero red carpets. Zero is five less than the appropriate carpet-laying."
Dorr: "Blasthemers! Get these heathens out of my office and fix my door! The Chosen and her band of broo-hahas have already been here! And I gave them my ONE and ONLY Book of Regeneration! HAHA!"
Lloyd: "I know how to solve this!"
*Lloyd kicks Genis and Genis falls onto Colette and Colette falls and her wings show*
Neil: "Holy Mr. White! She is the the Chosen!"
Man #2: "Larry! I'm **** ing dying here!"
Neil: "You're not dying. You're Tim Roth and playing a dying man named Mr. Orange."
Tim Roth: "Oh yeah. So you don't need me now, Mr. Dorr?"
Dorr: "I never needed you in the first place."
*The Tim Roth looks at Dorr and runs away*
Dorr: "Right. Well, you are the Chosen, Ms. Colette."
Colette: "How'd you know my name?"
Dorr: "It'll take a long time to explain, long unnecessary explanations. I much rather type short, little ones. Like this. And that. And this. Thanks aga-"
Lloyd: "Nah, I don't tip."
*Kratos smacks him*
Kratos: "Knock it off."
Colette: "What's the Book of Regeneration?"
Kratos: "It's a collection of writings telling where each seal is. That would be helpful."
Dorr: "How'd YOU know?"
Kratos: "Uh... good guess...."
*Kratos smiles and slaps himself in the face*
Dorr: "Wow, that self-harming blow to your head made my suspicions go away."
Kratos: "Of course it did."
Raine: "So you gave it away to these imposters?"
Colette: "Imposters? That's fun to say!"
Dorr: "Yes, I did."
Kilia: "And I helped!"
Genis: "Didn't they say they would sell it to a Koton?"
Dorr: "Koton is some old geezer that lives... *Points West* That way!"
Kratos: "Care to specify?"
Dorr: "Nope."
Kratos: "Thought so. Let's go, fellas."
*The group wals out and Kilia plays with her doll.... SUSPICIOUISLY! Kilia then notices the camera and does a tap-dance*
Kilia: "Suspicious now?"
Audience: "No."
*The Group of people walk away from Palmacosta and head toward the mountains and meet Koton*
Koton: "No! Absolutely not! No book! No money, no book! No book for no money! Get out! Leave! Have a cup of tea! NO! GET OUT! You want book? Get me statue! No money, no book! Give statue, give book! Yes? NO! Yes! Book for statue, yes? GO! STATUE! GO! HOUSE OF SALVATION! SOUTH!"
*The group walks out*
Raine: "What an eccentric performance...."
Kratos: "We didn't even say 'hi' or anything for that matter...."
*They head south.... and enter the house, they see Sheena praying at the altar*
Sheena: "And I hope that everyone will be safe, and I will-"
Lloyd: "Holy crap! It's the sexy lady!"
Sheena: "AHH! It's you guys!"
Lloyd: "What were you doing here, Sexy Lady?"
Sheena: "I have a name, you know."
Lloyd: "Right... That's not important. So how 'bout-"
Sheena: "It's SHEENA! Sheena Fujibayashi! Try saying that ten times fast, perv."
Lloyd: "Oh. I prefer my women, nameless."
*Raine hits him*
Lloyd: "OW! Whaaat?"
Raine: "Men..."
Kratos: "What? So I don't count? Lloyd's the jackass!"
Genis: "That's right! That's us guys! Right, Lloyd... Kratos?"
Lloyd: "She said 'men', Genis, not preteens."
Colette: "Would you like to be our friend?"
Sheena: "You really are blond! I'm trying to kill you!"
Kratos: "Trying...."
*The fanboys start swarming around the House*
Sheena: "Oh, crap!"
*Sheen throws her bomb on the ground and disappears*
Lloyd: "She is just sooo hot."
*A preist walks down the stairs*
Priest: "The statue ain't here. The head-priest took it to show off."
*The gang leave and soon find a tour group*
Tour guide: "We have to stay here. Palmacosta's been invaded by Desians. I'm not going anywheres near it."
Lloyd: "RIGHT!"
*The old tv Batman thing happens and we find our heroes back in Palamacosta*
Raine: "Look! They've got Chocolat's mom!"
*They see Chocolat's mama on the gallows about to be hanged*
Lloyd: "I'm DAMN sure Orlando Bloom won't save her! We gotta do something!"
Genis: "Wait... who's that?"
*The camera freezes on the image of a ferocious looking Desian and Forcystus steps into the frame*
Forcystus: "Magnius was a brutal guy. He may have moved slow, but that was because Magnius didn't have to move for anybody. Magnius was the kinda guy who helped the other Desians. All they got from Magnius was protection from humans looking to rip them off. That's what it's all about. That's what the Church and the other humans can never understand - that what Magnius and the organization offer is protection for the kinds of guys who can't go to the Church. They're like the police department for Desians.
Narrator: "Stop! There will be none of that!"
Forcystus: "But I need to tell my story! I'm trying to do a spoof off of Good fellas!"
Narrator: "Danny Devito is paying you, isn't he?"
*Forcystus stares at the Narrator, blankly*
Narrator: "Isn't he?!"
*Forcystus runs away and the scene continues*
Magnius: "Now hang this vermin!"
Chocolat: "NO! My horrible mother!"
Magnius: "Do it!"
*A kid throws a rock at Magnius, Magnius turns and growls*
Magnius: "Why... you... Disgusting little vermin!"
*Magnius goes in to attack but is interrupted by Colette's chakram swinging through the air and cutting the mother down, Magnius looks at them instead*
Magnius: "VERMIN!"
Lloyd: "Is that all you can say? It's like to be a Desian, you have to be a half-elf and have many different ways to say 'inferior beings'."
*Magnius's cohorts fire their fireballs at them but Genis blocks it*
Lloyd: "Genis! You have use!"
*They all clap and the fireballs bounce back and hit Magnius*
Magnius: "AGH! Vermin! Oy, that hurt. Retreat... I need to throw-up."
*The Desians teleport away and the town's militia march towards them*
Kratos: "And where the hell were you guys?"
Militia: "Not our shift...."
Narratos: "Magnius retreated. But soon, he will be defeated. Haha. That ryhmed. Stay tuned, fans."
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