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repost this as what cuss words really mean WHAT CUSS WORDS REALLY MEAN!! THIS IS HILARIOUS

Little Billy walks in on his parents argueing.

The mom calls the husband a "b*****d"

and then the dad calls the wife a "b***h"



and billy goes to his mom and says "mom what's a b***h and a b*****d?"

and the mom says "well, a b***h is a lady and a b*****d is a gentlemen"




and then later billy goes outside and hears his neighbors, and hears "Put your p***s in my v****a!"


So Billy goes to his mom and says "mom whats a p***s and v****a?"



His moms says "Well Billy, a p***s is a hat and a v****a is a coat"

and then later billy sees his dad shaving and cuts himself and says "s**t"


and billy said "Dad, whats s**t"

And then his dad says
"Well billy, s**t is a type of Shaving cream "


and then billy goes to see his mom cutting the turkey and his mom cuts her finger and says "********!"


and then billy says to his mom"Mom whats ********?"

"Well billy ******** is a way cutting the turkey"


and Then later the guests arrive and billy goes to them and says


"Hello bitchs and bastards, may i take your p***s's and vaginas,
my dad's upstairs wipeing the s**t of his face, and my mom is ******** the Turkey"



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1 hour- You'll have bad sex





20 min - Your crush will kiss you




15min - Your crush will tongue you




5-10 min - Your crush will ask you out



under 2 min - You will stay with your crush forever