Tip#24: Inventing a gaming system won't get you popular...or dates sweatdrop , but it will get a ton of laughs. Try for instance me and my friend Will's creation, the X-BOX SMALL!!!!!1!
Features:
-10 min battery life
-2ft wireless gameplay with up to 1 more friend eek
-Pimpin hoe shocks attached at bottom of system for maximum realism and feel
-$100 dollar games eek
-2x2 flat screen! 2 pixels per second!
-1 hour of free X-BOX SMALL LIVE online gameplay, challenge people up to 10ft away eek eek eek
Horoscopish: If you make a portable handheld, X-Box will hate you
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Me and one of my friends got bored, so we drew out the blueprints to a new portable game system called the X-BOX SMALL!!!!!!111!!1! It has all the features above, and to start it up, you get a nifty pull cord like on the lawn mowers sweatdrop . If I get the blueprints back from Will, I'll scan them to show you all our supreme design, superior to the DS and PSP......COMBINED eek eek eek We are making it tomorrow out of cardboard and Christmas lights for the light up screen
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