When A Board Game Has Become The Main Highlight Of My Week
Well, I don't really see the point in introducing myself.
Uh hello piece of papryus, my name is Lily Terrae!
My name is Lily Terrae and I am a badass.
Who didn't really write much in her journal this year. Which I guess kinda sucks, because I didn't have a place to put all my thoughts? Oh well, at least it didn't turn me into some sensitive detached emo poet or something.
I guess I won't really try to focus too much on my own emotions this time around anyways. After the whole s**t with Gloom...that was a sobby teenager fest that I don't want to go through again. I know it was sort of my goal to experience 'everything', but holy s**t I wouldn't want to go through that again. Sobbing teenagers left and right, I'm surprised I didn't snap.
Anyways Bri, Rika, Gio and I entered this dimensional rip because we were bored. Navi got stolen by this weird Trickster dude in a silly costume, so we had to play this huge life-sized board game.
Got bonked on the head with dice. Repeatedly.
Ran from some ninjas. Bri was out. Skipped a riddle. Saved Princess Giovanni from the Evil King Rika's horrible cleavage. Went through some weird punishment of having all of our worst memories clashed into one. There was a hell lot of fire and rocks, plus someone screaming at Gio. I had the opportunity to witness my best friend get stabbed through with a shitlance of sand. Oh, and then Gloom appeared.
I was doing sort of well until Gloom appeared.
For this terrifying moment it seemed like we were all back to that same event, and I was afraid Gio might not pull through and Gloom would kill him. He stood up though, and it happened exactly like it did a few months ago.
I slammed a bottle straight on that b***h's back like we were about to have a barfight.
I've never been to a barfight before. I wonder how that's like?
Note to self. Drag someone to go participate in a bar fight with you. Second note to self. Don't make it Gio, he bruises like a daisy.
Hahaha, I'm so glad no one will be able to tell me I just made a ridiculously hypocrite statement.
...Who am I kidding, there is a 90% chance of someone going through this journal. If there is one thing other than having tragic-somethings that GEIOW students all have in common, it's that we're all nosy as ********.
Yeah well anyways as the last part of our punishment we got stuck in the most hated garment of our choice. Or at least Rika, Gio and I did. Princess and Cielle just suddenly random appeared.
Then this...Arrpeegee (that's what Cielle called it???) screen showed up, showing our status and stuff. I'm a bikini archer-paladin thing. I'd be okay with it if it had less 'bikini' and more 'kickass warm trenchcoat' involved.
Oh, whatever. We're taking a rest now, seeing as how we suddenly got dumped into an ocean and Gio was carted away by a bunch of frogs.
The princess of no class lives up to her name once more. Though I guess he was probably taken away because he has too much of an advantage under water? I've gotten progressively better at swimming, what with all of the underwater sea-boss battle things I used to do with Bri, Whirk, Eve and Mira. 'Course it's not like I'm up to par with Gio, either. The kid moves like a freaking fish.
So yeah, we're regrouping. I can see Rika writing in the corner of my eye.
I dunno what the other two are doing. Princess is probably being all delicate and super sweet like always. Cielle is being her usual strangely-quite-resourced self. It's better than having Gio bitching in our ears, I guess.
Aaah, I'm hungry.
