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A//N:: I don't even. ;___;
The moon gleamed like a bowl full of quicksilver, except whoever decided to put quicksilver in a bowl also had the great idea of burning it in various spots.
Damn, Ren's metaphors were absolutely genius. He considered becoming a poet for about half a second, but figured his talent would get him kicked out in the end. Ren seemed to be getting kicked out of places an awful lot lately.
In fact, our hero (?) had been so neglected by the cruel, absolutely heartless people of Zen that he had resorted to stealing. (Or at least, that's what he told the guards.)
"Why hello there shiny new guns guns guns, you're looking rather lonely." Ren cooed, eyes glimmering as his hands hovered over a glass case in the dojo he had been kicked out of earlier that day. ( Loitering and staring at the rings was no reason for him to be kicked out, the owner had brought this upon himself. )
"Oh yes Great and Powerful Ren, this glass case is ever so lonely. Please take me out of it and warm me up with your great and powerful hands." Ren mimicked in a high voice, obviously translating the ring's pleas to be released and put on.
"Weeeeeell...if you say so." So with that Ren pushed off the glass case and eagerly snatched the ring, getting his (in his valuable opinion, totally sexy) a** out of there as soon as the alarms started ringing. There might have been a bit of hysterical laughter as he ran out of the dojo, not one wave of regret flowin through him.
Even if he did get stabbed in the back with multiple shurikens and almost died, Rne figured it was a pretty good day.
That old geezer of a ninja would regret the day he ever fired Ren.
Because damnit Ren was gonna go for glory, and he was gonna kick a** while he did it.
"See ya later, Zen." Ren called out with a sharp grin, slinging the hollowed-out drum full of stolen goods behind his back. "You were full of suckers anyways."
And so Ren ran.
 Siyaahi · Sat Jun 23, 2012 @ 01:59pm · 0 Comments |
