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Moriarty has the Throne:
dying of laughter
okay so
my sister
has these chocolate marshmallow things
9:13pm
there's about11 left
so i took one
and threw it at her
because i don't like them
so she goes to pick up the one i threw and i take another
she puts the first one in the second ones space
i throw the second at her
she picks it up
i take another
it goes on like that about
5 more times
9:14pm
and then i end up taking two
and throw one at her
and then i take another two
and eventually i've taken them all and started throwing them all at her
and goddamn it was funny
i couldn't stop laughing
9:14pmSlumbering Dragon:
xDDDD
you guys
are mental
9:14pmMoriarty has the Throne:
so i took her chocolate spread
and started eating it
THEN she got pissed
and started choking
9:15pmSlumbering Dragon:
chocolate spread omg love
9:15pmMoriarty has the Throne:
and she was like
'no lianne stop it now seriously'
and i just continued eating
and she glared at me while coughing
and i sat there watching her while licking the chocolate off of my finger
9:15pmSlumbering Dragon:
:ttgcjvhbnj
evil
9:16pmMoriarty has the Throne:
and we sat like that for about 20 seconds
before I said
"This is disgusting"
and she stared at me
and then burst into a laughing fit
9:16pmSlumbering Dragon:
you don't like chocolate spread? o:
9:16pmMoriarty has the Throne:
nah i love it xD
I just wanted to see her reaction xD
9:16pmSlumbering Dragon:
thank god xDDD
9:17pmMoriarty has the Throne:
Moriarty has the Throne:
she just hit me on the head
and grabbedd my wrists
cause i pissed her off
and then i started going "NOOOOWAHHWOANNO"
and she smiled
and then I tried to force my wrists away but ended up dancing
9:17pmSlumbering Dragon:
you
9:17pmMoriarty has the Throne:
and she started moving my arms and singing
9:17pmSlumbering Dragon:
are the spawn child
9:18pm
of moriarty
9:18pmMoriarty has the Throne:
"AAAAA GAAAA DOO DOO DOO
9:18pmSlumbering Dragon:
or at least a descendant
9:18pmMoriarty has the Throne:
PUSH PINEAPPLE SHAKE A TREE"
reincarnaaaaation!!
and we started laughing again
9:18pmSlumbering Dragon:
omg that song
9:18pmMoriarty has the Throne:
now i'm throwing her socks at her
saying
'PUT A SOCK IN IT'
9:19pm
and she's all "noooooOOO i NEED to REEEEAD"
and i'm just shoving them in her mouth
and she threw one at me
saying
"GET OUT OF MY LIFE"
9:19pmSlumbering Dragon:
fkhvkjb fcgc
9:19pmMoriarty has the Throne:
and we laughed again and god this is fun
9:20pm
Goddammit I can't even look around for something to throw without her saying 'go away'
she didn't even look fgs
if i'm moriarty she's bloody sherlock
/puts hands in front of screen
9:20pmSlumbering Dragon:
dsnfdjvnfkvm
9:20pmMoriarty has the Throne:
she shouted "NO STOP"
9:22pm
gotta check helveticaa
9:22pmSlumbering Dragon:
xDD
9:22pmMoriarty has the Throne:
HELVETICA Y U NO UPD8
9:23pmSlumbering Dragon:
XDDD
omg
that reminds me
vfzjkxbc v
MY ******** MEIA CLASSROOM
MEDIA*
9:25pm
BECAUSE
FILM/TV PRODUCTION AND s**t
9:25pmMoriarty has the Throne:
o: ?
9:25pmSlumbering Dragon:
IT HAS THIS MASSSSSIVE POSTER
AND I ONLY JUST NOTICED THIS ON WEDNESDAY
IT'S A CHARACTER POSTER
OF SHERLOCK HOLMES; GAME OF SHADOWS
I FANGIRLED
9:26pm
I REALLY DID
9:26pmMoriarty has the Throne:
SLFHJKSG
DOIGJRHOKLDRTH
OH GOD THAT REMINDS ME
I WAS SITTING IN THE LIBRARY
NOT DOING ANYTHING EXCEPT READING FANFICS AND TALKING TO YOU
AND I THOUGHT
'oh hey they have dvds'
SO I LOOKED THROUGH HEM
THEM*
THEY ONLY HAVE
********
9:27pm
HOUNDS OF THE BASKERVILLES
9:27pmSlumbering Dragon:
SCHOOLS AND COLLEGES ARE OBSESSING OVER SHERLOCK.
AND THEN
WH IT BLOWS UP
AWEHN
WHEN
AND YOU KNOW
EVERRRRRYONE WATCHES IT
9:27pmMoriarty has the Throne:
SKFJHDG IKR
9:27pmSlumbering Dragon:
WE'L JSUT BE LIKE
"WE WERE THEREEEE MAN"
9:28pmMoriarty has the Throne:
'WE ARE THE TREND SETTERS OKAY'
'WE'VE WAITED LONGER THAN YOU'
9:28pmSlumbering Dragon:
THAT ALWAYS HAPPENS WITH ME THOUGH.
I MEAN
IN YEAR EIGHT
MOST POPULAR HAIR COOUR WAS BLONDE.
I COLOURED MY HAIR RED.
9:28pmMoriarty has the Throne:
i used to like justin bieber and then he got popular.
9:28pmSlumbering Dragon:
NOW ALMOST ALL THE GIRLS HAVE RED HAIR.
9:29pm
omg seriously?
9:29pmMoriarty has the Throne:
IKR
IT'S LIKE URGH
yeah
i thought he was pretty good
he still is, kinda, i just don't like the fans
9:29pmSlumbering Dragon:
he sorta sounds like a girl
9:29pmMoriarty has the Throne:
when he wasn't known i was happier
9:29pmSlumbering Dragon:
and the fans are crazy
9:30pmMoriarty has the Throne:
mmhmm
used to like twilight too
then fans happened
9:31pm
twilight's a phase
9:31pmSlumbering Dragon:
same
now everyone talks about it and i jst don't like
9:32pmMoriarty has the Throne:
mmhmm.
9:33pmSlumbering Dragon:
but yeah, it's the same with the wanted and one direction
everyone likes them now
9:34pmMoriarty has the Throne:
I'm alright with one direction
9:34pmSlumbering Dragon:
i liked the wanted when they debuted
but then
boom british teen alert
9:34pmMoriarty has the Throne:
yep.
9:34pmSlumbering Dragon:
i don't know a lot about one direction.
9:35pm
this is why i like korean music so much
because not a lot fo people have heard of it here
but
buttttt.
it's becoming amazingly popular.
especially here in europe and the americas
9:37pmMoriarty has the Throne:
yeah
DDD:
oh s**t hold on dying of more laughter
9:37pmSlumbering Dragon:
xDDD okaaay
9:37pmMoriarty has the Throne:
i picked up another marshmallow thing and stared at it
sister looked at me
and i said
9:38pm
'i will deduce this things life story'
and i deduced that i had thrown it at her only once because there were no markings on
9:38pmSlumbering Dragon:
oh my god fml xDDDDD
9:38pmMoriarty has the Throne:
so i threw it at her again
it hit her forehead
and bounced onto the compuer
computer*
9:39pm
and she said "NO YOU KILLED IT"
so she picked it up and showed me
and then she ate it
and I said
"NO
NO YOU
YOU JUST
ATE THE VICTIM
I WASN'T DONE DEDUCING"
and she started laughing while eating said victim
9:39pmSlumbering Dragon:
ohmygodjkdfhbdsnik
9:40pm
this makes me think of pacman
ohmygod
9:40pmMoriarty has the Throne:
and a bit of chocolate was left on her computer 'cause it broke off
9:40pmSlumbering Dragon:
pacman sherlock xover
9:40pmMoriarty has the Throne:
so i said
9:40pmSlumbering Dragon:
pacman week
xDDD
9:40pmMoriarty has the Throne:
"IS THERE ANY OF THE VICTIM LEFT?
I NEED TO DEDUCE"
AND SHE HELD UP A PIECE
AND SAID
"THIS IS IT'S SON.
PLEASE INTERROGATE."
AND SHE FOUND ANOTHER BIT AND JUST
9:41pm
HELD IT
TO ME
AND SAID
"AND THIS IS IT'S DAUGHTER."
I SWEAR THIS GIRL IS JUST LEKHGJRDKG
SO I PICKED UP A CRACKED ONE
AND SAID
9:41pmSlumbering Dragon:
FMLLL
9:41pmMoriarty has the Throne:
". . yeah i can't deduce this.
how do you deduce"
and threw it at her
AND SHE ATE IT
BUT I DIDN'T NOTICE
UNTIL I SUDDENLY SAW HE JAW MOVE
9:42pm
AND THEN I JUST STARED
AND SHE WENT ALL GUILTY
AND I WAS ALL
'DID YOU JUST EAT ANOTHER VICTIM'
AND SHE SAID
'WHOOOOOOPS. DO YOU WANT HIM BACK?'
9:42pmSlumbering Dragon:
ASDFGJFHKB
9:43pmMoriarty has the Throne:
/examines another
9:44pm
/obviously been thrown at sisters head once or twice due to scratch marks on top
9:44pmSlumbering Dragon:
xDDD
9:44pmMoriarty has the Throne:
/throws at sister head
sister says
"VERIFIED."
9:45pm
THROWS SAME ONE
HITS LAPTOP
SISTER LAUGHS
HOLDS IT UP
"IT GAVE BIRTH"
THEN SHE SAYS
"OMG I'M EATING IT'S CHILDREN"
AND THEN SHE TRIES EATING THE CHOCOLATE OFF OF HER LAPTOP
HELP
WHAT IS AIR
9:47pm
******** I'M
DYING
I THROW ANOTHER
AND SHIIIIT MAN
HITS CHAIR
HUGE BIT BREAKS OFF
ME: 'CAN YOU FIC HIM, DOCTOR?'
9:48pm
SISTER; *LICKS BROKEN PIECE; ATTEMPTS SURGERY*
ME: HOW IS THE SITUATION?
SISTER: HE'S NOT BREATHING!!!!!!!
sister: also i ate his son
me: . . . you ate the sun?
9:49pm
me: holy damn, girl, NO WONDER U SO HAWT
 senuca · Fri Mar 09, 2012 @ 10:02pm · 0 Comments |
