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it was raining outside so i used my cat as an umbrella to bad she smelled like a fella. So i used my dog instead she was too busy trying to lick her head. I grabbed my sister hoping no one would miss her but she hit me with a hammer again and again. This time my brother and i'm not gunna tell ya what he did to me. Well i'm sittin in the cold all rainy and i was told...be happy dont worry be happy for life. Well i tell ya the truth i chopped off there head and ate it for soup...and it tasted rather moldy probly cuase he was Oldie.