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ii would caliibrate my joy2tiick wiith all the late2t driiver2 for you~
You: SOLLUX
You: WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
Stranger: WHAT! PAST ME GET THE ******** OFF OF HERE.
Stranger: OH JEGUS JUST WHAT I NEEDED
You: SOLLUX GO AWAY AND FILL BUCKETS WITH ERIDAN.
You: WAIT.
You: ARE YOU ME?
You: ARE YOU ******** KIDDING ME? ARE YOU ANOTHER KARKAT?
Stranger: OH YES. AS IF SEEING MYSELF WASN'T BAD ENOUGH
Stranger: PAST ME YOU ARE A ******** IDIOT
You: HEY.
You: DOES THAT MEAN
You: I GET SMARTER IN THE FUTURE?
Stranger: OF COURSE YOU ******** GET SMARTER
You: BRING ON THE GOGDAMN FUTURE.
Stranger: WHY THE HELL WOULD I WANT TO REMAIN A ******** NOOKSNIFFER LIKE YOU?
You: YOU WERE ME IN THE PAST
You: SO
You: I DON'T THINK
You: YOU CAN COMPLAIN
You: THIS TIME s**t IS MAKING MY BRAIN SWELL
Stranger: WELL THEN ******** LEAVE
Stranger: GOG ******** DAMMIT
You: IN THAT CASE I WILL.
You: CHUMPASS.
Stranger: BULGE SUCKER
You: BUCKET FILLER
Stranger: ********
You: DIPSHIT
Stranger: AT LEAST I'M FILLING MORE GOG DAMN BUCKETS THEN YOU ARE
You: WHAT
You: WAIT
You: WITH TEREZI?
Stranger: I BET YOU HAVEN'T EVEN FILLED ANY OF YOUR GOG DAMNED QUADRANTS
You: IF IT'S ERIDAN THEN
You: THEN I'LL
You: I DON'T WANT THE FUTURE
You: ******** THE FUTURE
Stranger: WELL ******** YOU PAST SELF
Stranger: YOU HAVE NO ******** SENSE
You: YOU SAY THAT LIKE YOU WANT TO FILL BUCKETS WITH ME
You: WHICH IS DAMN LUDICROUS
Stranger: ******** YOU.
You: ******** YOU TOO
Stranger: I THOUGHT YOU WHERE ******** LEAVING?
You: I WAS
You: AND THEN
Stranger: WELL THEN GET THE ******** OUT
You: <3< HAPPENED
Stranger: WELL OF COURSE
Stranger: I'VE ALWAYS SAID I WAS MY OWN KISMESIS
You: (( sister asked me if you have a tumblr xD ))
Stranger: JUST LEAVE. ((yes i do. my main blog is coloredpastels and i run an omegle-homestuck conversations blog which url is ThoseRandomEncounters)
You: I WILL AS SOON AS I FIGURE OUT HOW TO TURN THIS HUMAN MECHANICAL DEVICE OFF
You: BECAUSE I STOLE JOHNS TOP THING
You: (I am now going to stalk you |D)
Stranger: WHY THE ******** WOULD YOU STEAL THAT NOOK SNIFFER'S THINGS?
Stranger: ((awesome))
You: BECAUSE I CAN.
You: (( 8D ))
Stranger: WELL, HURRY UP AND FIGURE THE DAMN THING OUT.
You: (( I make a terrible Karkat but oh well |D ))
Stranger: ((:3))
Stranger: ((me too))
You: I FOUND THE THREE DIMENSIONAL CYLINDER
You: I'M CLICKING IT NOW.
Stranger: WELL DO IT
You: ((this was fun xDDD ))
Stranger: ((yus it was))
You: (( I wasn't expecting another homestucker oh god xD ))
Stranger: GOG DAMMIT WHY IS MY PAST SELF SO TECHNOLOGICALLY RETARDED?
You: BECAUSE I'M YOU, RETARD
Stranger: ((me neither i was so surprised))
Stranger: WELL I'M SO MUCH SMARTER THAN YOU OBVIOUSLY.
You: (( ffff xDD I actually have to disappear now aargh DD: ))
You: BECAUSE YOU'RE IN THE FUTURE
You: OBVIOUSLY
Stranger: ((ok then, bye))
You: (( byeee~! ))
Stranger: WHICH IS WHY I'M BETTER THAN
Stranger: YOU
Stranger: I'M LEAVING
You: OKAY I'M REALLY GOING NOW.
You: <3<
Stranger: <3<
You have disconnected.
 senuca · Sat Nov 19, 2011 @ 09:50pm · 0 Comments |
