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Rainbow Dash is best pony what is Canada?
You: Rainbow dash! <3
Stranger: mlp
Stranger: seriously
Stranger: I will kill you
You: I don't watch it but
You: i like rainbow dash
You: I'm more into homestuck orz
Stranger: well I guess
Stranger: omg
Stranger: yes
You: oh my god
Stranger: here into my arms
You: you like homestuck?
Stranger: yes
Stranger: yes I do
You: oh my god hello there new friend
Stranger: omg hello
Stranger: finally
You: someone asked a question earlier
You: saying
Stranger: so long on this shitty sight and no one
You: "does 413 mean anything to you?"
You: I've been acting as Cal on here all day
You: just Naking on everyone
You: and they all quit :C
Stranger: my friend got me on here a few hours ago
You: xD
Stranger: she spent a good 2 hours speaking to someone in french
You: This is my first time using this
You: my friend was talking in german xD
Stranger: hey same
Stranger: I was hoping I'd find someone who liked homestuck
You: Likewise xD
You: I've been trying to find a homestucker or someone who's in to Merlin
You: but I can't find my other friend yet
You: orz
You: but oh my god
You: do you have a tumblr or deviantart? I feel the urge to stalk your awesomeness
Stranger: omg yes
Stranger: tumblr
Stranger: yes yes
You: oh my god
You: give me your naaaame
You: i will stalk you
You: forever
Stranger:
http://doucheknuckle.tumblr.com/Stranger: yes yes yes omg
You: i'm Majestictragestyoftheembrace
You: I think
You: I changed my name so it's long
You: one sec and i'll get my actual name
You: actually sod that i'll just follow you and you can see xD
Stranger: omg yes
You: done |D
Stranger: you don't understand how good it is to talk to someone who likes homestuck
You: likewise ; u;
You: all i've been getting on here is
You: "asl?" "asl?" "You horny?"
Stranger: you're seriously the first person iv'e talked to about it
Stranger: omg yes
You: and I've been replying with
Stranger: I got the same question like 5 times in a row
You: "1 H4V3 HORNS BUT WH4TS HORNY?"
Stranger: ahajah
Stranger: well played
You: i can't be terezi but it's worth it xD
You: just seeing everyones reaction to the trolls
You: It's been like
You: "D4V3 1S TH4T YOU?"
Stranger: omg
Stranger: they all just disconnect me
You: "YOUR N4M3 1S R3D SO 1T 1S R1GHT"
You: Same ; n; after I nak them to hell or troll them they all disappear D:
Stranger: augh I never thought of just going nak nak nak nak nak
You: xDDDD
You: it's so fun xD
You: NAK NAK HEE HEE
Stranger: NAK NAK
You: and then they quit
Stranger: what my friend just asked me if homestuck was a band
Stranger: why
Stranger: why
You: what
You: what oh my god
You: uh
You: well
You: the kids
You: they play instruments so
Stranger: yes she's sitting her asking over and over
You: SEEMS LEGIT
Stranger: how do I even begin to explain
You: I cosplay as Rose and my sister's a Dave xD
You: Um
You: It's about 4 kids
You: who enter a game
You: and talk to 12 trolls
Stranger: ahh I've always wanted to cosplay homestuck
You: who reproduce using buckets
Stranger: she asked is it a show
You: quick summary yay
You: xDDD
Stranger: why is it so hard to explain
You: It's a complicated thing ; u;
Stranger: I'm getting so frustrated here trying to tell her
Stranger: but alas
You: or you could just say it's
Stranger: they just don't get it
You: the greatest thing in the world
Stranger: omg
Stranger: she said it sounds like s**t
You: homestuck in 6 words
You: OOOO:
Stranger: ok I know I'm friends with this girl but
Stranger: she must die
You: OOO:
You: stick her on her quest bed!
You: THEN SHE WILL LEARN ABOUT IT
Stranger: haha yes
Stranger: she will learn the hard way
You: xDDD
You: My sister's dead into homestuck now
You: She didn't want to read it but I made her
You: and now we do voice acting
Stranger: every single person I know has no idea what it is
You: DD:
Stranger: even if I try to tell them they just ignore
You: Other than my sister, likewise D:
Stranger: it's so lonley
You: No one ever listened to me about it in school or college
You: Well I'm still in college but oh well
Stranger: oh my god in school
Stranger: I just look for like any signs of homestuck
You: 'cause I'm dead into manga and animes and japanese music and comics, but they don't give a flip about me
You: I got my rose shirt through today though
You: so hopefully people will recognise it in college
Stranger: ahh I want a dave shirt
You: My sister just got hers xD The shirts are amazing ; u;
Stranger: I have a john god tier jumper
You: OOOO:
Stranger: but it's about 753 sizes too big for me
Stranger: so I can't wear it outside the house
sad You: alknjf d'awww :C
You: What about in the winter?
Stranger: oh and an eridan shirt
smile Stranger: oh maybe in winter thought
smile You: oh my god eridan shirt
You: i want the god tier shirts for everyone :U
Stranger: I sleep in it because it's also too big
sad You: Awww >w<
Stranger: I really want a knight of time hoodie too
You: Saaaame O:
You: Dave's is amazing
You: I love his and Rose's god tiers
Stranger: and omg when hussie finally releases the homestuck books
Stranger: I will die
Stranger: yes I love rose's god tier
You: yeeeessss
You: i want books
You: i would treasure them
Stranger: I need to have them
You: same ; u;
You: every homestuck fan needs them
You: so bad
Stranger: they'll sell out so fast though
sad You: Yeah D:
You: way too fast D:
Stranger: there's no way I'll get one first
You: like probably the first hour
Stranger: plus shipping is way too expensive
sad You: woah, brb, internet's spazzing
You: won't be long C:
Stranger: oookyy
You: back
You: 8D
You: everyone's spazzing over Jake recently
You: when all I want to do
You: is see bro
Stranger: oh god oh god
Stranger: I've been hanging out to see bro
Stranger: so badly
You: saaaame ; u;
You: I love mom lalonde though
You: oh god she's amazing
Stranger: augh yes
You: completely different to rose in every way
You: she types like dave
You: so i'm thinking
You: bro types like rose?
Stranger: woah that would be so strange
You: that'd be so amazing oh my god
Stranger: bro being all like
Stranger: formal
You: yeah
You: oh man
You: he'd probably use huge words
You: that are 26 letters long
Stranger: woah yes
You: and no one has a clue what they mean
You: and we would've been fooled the whole way through
Stranger: I really really want to know what his name is
You: same :C
You: i hope it's amazing
You: like a kick a** cool name
Stranger: sameee
Stranger: I can't really think of anything that fits though
You: same :C
Stranger: like his name starts with a D right
Stranger: all I can think of is d**k
You: I'm trying to think of names for guys that are like Rose or Dave
You: d**k
You: OH MY GOD
You: SKLFHJNSMG
You: OH MY GOD I'M DYING
Stranger: THATS ALL I CAN THINK OF
Stranger: NO JOKE
You: oh my god xDD
You: Headcanon name
Stranger: yesss
Stranger: or drew
You: oh my god okay i'm telling this to my friend
Stranger: dale
Stranger: haha ok
You: xDDD
You: d**k sounds so awesome for him
Stranger: d**k would be perfect
You: wait it'd make sense
You: because
You: smuppets
Stranger: omg
Stranger: why didn't I think of that
You: smuppets have d**k like noses
Stranger: the smuppets
Stranger: omg
You: oh my
You: this better be canon
Stranger: omg yes everything would be perfect
You: everything ; u;
You: the world would be amazing
Stranger: d**k
You: if that happened it would just
Stranger: sp perfect
You: d**k strider
Stranger: omg
Stranger: it just works
You: Your real name is RICHARD but you prefer to be called d**k STRIDER, or sometimes even BRO
Stranger: OMG
Stranger: perfect
Stranger: aaaaaaaa this better happen
You: PERFECT IN EVERY WAY AHJKSBNF
You: If this isn't canon i'll scream
Stranger: my expectations are so high for bro now
You: saaaame
You: i can't wait omg ; n;
You: I'm hoping Bro'll talk tomorrow
Stranger: but we have to go through all the jake stuff first
sad You: yeah :C
You: and then probably Lalonde
Stranger: like with jane
You: but hopefully one of them talks with Bro
Stranger: ah oh yeah and lalonde
Stranger: I imagine jake might talk with him??
Stranger: maybe
You: Yeah xD
You: It'd make sense and stuff
You: I mea
You: mean*
You: I think Lalonde'll be the next onne
You: one*
You: i hate this keyboard
You: but anyway
You: if Lalonde's side is introduced, she'll probably talk to him at some stage
Stranger: yeah cause jane talked with her
Stranger: so she'd probably be next
You: Yup. And Jane said about the whole "you and strider suit more" and stuff
You: so drunk lalonde will probably talk all drunk to him at some stage
You: i hope
Stranger: drunk lalonde is so great
You: her spelling mistakes make me want to roleplay her, because my keyboard messes up a lot xD
Stranger: aha same when I get really excited its just
Stranger: freaking typos everywhere
You: yeah xD
You: I also love how Jane gets all
You: ----EXCIT----ED
You: /SHOT
You: for the package
You: I still wonder who the troll that spoke it, though ' n'
Stranger: oh yes that troll
Stranger: I'm guessing it's a girl???
You: I think it's either feferi's ancestor or the sufferer because it's grey?
You: but idek
You: I really can't wait
Stranger: same but sigh
Stranger: I'm checking like all the time for updates
You: same ; n;
You: I always check on my phone before college
You: and then if there's updates I'll read them on the bus
You: and then I laugh to myself and I look stupid xD
Stranger: I always check on my phone when I wake up
Stranger: ahhh I do that too
Stranger: but it's usually me thinking about like, sweet bro and hella jeff
You: It's so much easier to use the phone than to switch the laptop on C:
You: jeff
You: wait
You: jeff
You: 4 letters
Stranger: and Laugh like an idiot to myself
You: Bro's name can't actually be Jeff, right?
You: that'd be ironic
You: idek what ironic means anymore
Stranger: but didn't he like, sign something with DS
You: I can't even remember xDD
You: d**k Strider or Jeff Strider are the top of my list right now
Stranger: Oh I remember it was on one of jane's presents
You: OO:
Stranger: yeah I'm so hoping it's d**k
Stranger: if it is d**k I will sdhghfd
Stranger: I don't even know
You: if it's d**k we are the future tellers
You: it is us
You: o/
Stranger: yes
Stranger: yes omg yes
You: in my dreams it will be d**k strider
Stranger: wait but what if it's not d**k
Stranger: what will I do
You: I don't knoooow ; n;
You: um
You: we can
You: make it his other nickname
You: as our headcanons
You: *shot*
Stranger: oh
Stranger: oh yes
Stranger: what if it's like dale of something
You: d**k is so much better
You: dale reminds me of dale farm
You: bro and farms do not get along
You: imo
You: even though dale farm isn't actually a farm
Stranger: dale just reminds me of my annoying friend named dale
You: xDD
Stranger: so idk it might ruin it for me
sad You: Awww :C
You: I don't know anyone with the kids names in my college
You: I used to know a Sarah-Jayne
You: and a Jodie but they're not really close
Stranger: I know a jake
You: I used to know a Jake D:
Stranger: oh and a john
You: YOU LUCKY PERSON.
Stranger: both of them are huge dicks
You: Oooh D:
Stranger: oh and omg jade and I have the same birthday
You: OO:
You: oh my god
You: my sister changed her facebook account to dave strider
You: so her fb account now has his b-day
You: i dunno if that counts though
Stranger: jade's pretty cool so I was like
Stranger: yay
You: I didn't like Jade at first
You: and then she grew on me
You: and then she went dog tier and i love drawing her now
You: aaargh I have to go in a minute DDD:
Stranger: awww man
sad Stranger: ok
sad You: I'm sorry :CCC
You: It was so damn great meeting you, though
You: I mean omg what were the odds
Stranger: likewise
smile Stranger: I'm soooo glad I met someone else who like homestuck omg
You: saaame 8DDD
You: i mean eeee >ww<
You: Hopefully we'll talk again soon? 8DD
Stranger: omg yessss
smile )))))))))))))))))))))))))
You: baaaaai 8DDD
Stranger: byeeeeeee
Stranger:
smile You have disconnected.
