oh wow...had a terrible weekend..was sick..but 2 more days till SPRING BREAK!!! WOO!!! YEAH!! SEXY!!oh man..i was watching the colber report and her was talking about terroist in the world...so funny...will try to remember all!
"And our number one terrorist in the world today is: JESUS! That's right! Jesus. A man in Iran was sentanced to be killed today for switching from Islam to Christian. It seems to me that Jesus is pissed off at the world for some reason. All i have to say to Jesus is; Lay off! You know! We're doing the best we can! You got over a million followers in America, but you go to our enimies and force them to be on our side! you should be on our side dude! You should be making George Bush look good right now and you're doing a terrible job at it!" rofl omg..i thought this was so ******** hallarious!!
"What terrorist made number2?...a dolphin...i mean this female dolphin had the army, the navy, the fire department, and a veternarian wondering what was worng with her since she was making a call for help. Was she in pain? She was not. more infornmation tells is that she was crying with excitement while she was screwing two other male dolphins. Look dolphins, noone cares about your sick twisited love affairs along with a three-some. Nobody cares who or what sticks in your blowhole. Leave our armed forces alone!!"
that one scard me alittle.. sweatdrop
anyways..i think that's it...cya!! pirate
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