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Lately I've been saying some wierd but funny crap like:
Me: Hey Mea, what's that on your backpack?
Mea(sister): Oh this, it's a piece of sting i found on the ground.
Me:*thinks for a second* I have a question for you.
Mea: what?
Me: If you were to find a dead body on the ground would you attach it to your backpack?
Mea: eek ......uh...no...
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Or another time would be:
(eating dinner at a seafood restaraunt)
Jason(brother): Mina, this crab looks wierd is it ok?
Me: *grabs it and checks it by grabing a piece of meat and checking if it shreds* yea, it's good see how it shreds that means it's still good.
Mea: Mina, is this crab any good?
Me: *Takes a look at it and does the same to Mea's crab like she did with Jason's crab* nah see how it crumbles...that means it's gone bad, don't eat it.
Mea: ok, thanks.
Me: Why is everyone asking me if the crab are good or not?
Jason: well that's because you want to be a Vet when you grow up.
Me: Yea, so what, am i gonna grab some dogs and say" see how this dog crumbles, not good, see how this dog shreds that's good."
Jason, MEa, and I: LMAO!!! rofl
 Minasilly · Sat Mar 25, 2006 @ 09:35pm · 0 Comments |
