No one knows this, but I am currently in Hell. Yes, Hell. I didn't die, nor did I dig to the core of the earth to find demons lurking through fire and brimstone and feeding on human flesh.
But, right now, I totally feel like I did.
What is Hell but a place in which you are tortured. God, I know I've sinned, but I don't deserve this.
Soon I will keep myself updated with my life in Hell as the rest of you just go on with your beautiful lives.
Simon and Garfunkle, ohhhhhh, yeah.
