*ash is dieing in a hospital bed*
Norm:Its all my fault!!! I new darth varder would get me back!
*flashback*
Norm:B7!
Darth:...Hit....YOu sunk my battleship!!!! I WILL KILL EVERYONE AND EVERYTHING YOU EVER COME IN CONTACT WITH!!!!....Ecept me. BUAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!
*end flashback*
Norm:I thought we were playing blackjack...oh well!
*Anthony rushes in* Is she alright?!
Doctor: She'll be fine!
*Ash begins to stirr and we lean in closer*
Ash:Norma.....WHAT THE HELL DID YOU PUSH ME IN FRONT OF YOU!!...And why am I covered in kechup...?
Norma:...Funny story!
*ash pulls out a gift* A preasnt for you!
Norma: For me?! Is it my birthday?
*opens it*
Norm: ITS A PENGUIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*The universe explodes*
~END~
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