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                                 France: Hey, England, handshake!
  England: *sighs and goes to shake his hand*
  France: I'm the orgasmic handshake guy! *starts making really ******** creepy noises*
  England: *deadpans* It's not fair unless it's mutual though.
  Me and Italy: ??? Why's he making those noises?
  Germany and Spain: *start choking on their food*
 
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  Me: Hey Prussia. I've got a question. Where do babies come from?
  Germany *spit takes*
  Prussia: ... Paris.
  Me: Oh. ... IT'S SO TRUE! THOSE FRENCH ********!  biggrin 
  Prussia and Spain: XDDD
  France: *pouts and crosses his arms* So mean, Roma...
  Me: And I bet that's where STDs come from, too!
  France: Ok, I resent that!
  Me: Shut up, France. I don't care if you resent it or not; it's probably true, anyway.
  America: Romano, have I ever told you how much I love you for your weird sense of humor? Cause I really should've by now. 
																
								
  
																
																  DulledShining · Fri Jan 28, 2011 @ 12:41am · 2 Comments 							  |