Hailey says:
Hey.
Won't be long, just finishing up an assignment I forgot, then class at nine.
I'm sorry you're so sick.
rei_yami_hikari@yahoo.com says:
How be?
Better than yesterday.
Hailey says:
Okay. Finishing my work.
rei_yami_hikari@yahoo.com says:
When will you get back?
Hailey says:
At ten, but then I have class from 11:00 to 1:00.
rei_yami_hikari@yahoo.com says:
I'll take naps and watch the critic.
Hailey says:
Kay.
rei_yami_hikari@yahoo.com says:
...*On DA*
....There's a Loki club?
Hailey says:
*busy*
Sorry for being bitchy, butn 'm failing this class, I need to do well.
rei_yami_hikari@yahoo.com says:
You're not being bitchy, it's fine.
sorry for poofage, got distracted by up.
Hailey says:
Is a good movie,so is okay
rei_yami_hikari@yahoo.com says:
^^;;; sorry
Hailey says:
Is fine.
rei_yami_hikari@yahoo.com says:
So, how'd it go?
Hailey says:
It went well.
rei_yami_hikari@yahoo.com says:
yay!
Hailey says:
So how is Rei?
rei_yami_hikari@yahoo.com says:
...geez, my first critic on DA.....
Hailey says:
Oh?
rei_yami_hikari@yahoo.com says:
On the picture of Loki: Wrong rune...otherwise nice (except for He is NOT a god of fire....gnarf ~_~ )
Hailey says:
Yeah, he is.
Granted, he never actually uses firepower, but his name comes from logi, which means fire.
So most all scholars agree.
rei_yami_hikari@yahoo.com says:
Actually, even though it IS the rune for Thor, many sources say that it WAS important to him.
Seeing as I couldn't find the rune for his own name, I went for the next best thing, seeing as they have more than one meaning. *nod* <= my responce, and I'll add your tidbit.
Kinda how like Set never really DOES use any stormy magic in any myths, but everyone agrees that 1. he was god of storms and 2. he had magic like that.
Also, 'animal heads' never do come up in any of the myths.
It’s either the full animal, or nothing.
Hailey says:
Ah.
rei_yami_hikari@yahoo.com says:
Yeah, I'm suddenly getting a good amount of attention on my Loki pieces because the Loki club found me. o_o
Hailey says:
Loki club!?
Links.
I want in.
rei_yami_hikari@yahoo.com says:
I just went on DA today and there was a whole 'The Loki Club would like to add so and so to their collection!" etc.
Hailey says:
Ah.
rei_yami_hikari@yahoo.com says:
I'm a member. x3
http://lokiclub.deviantart.com/
YEah, I brought up the club first thing when I saw it today, but you were busy.
Hailey says:
I'm in!
rei_yami_hikari@yahoo.com says:
'There's a Loki Club??!?!?"
Hailey says:
Sorry.
rei_yami_hikari@yahoo.com says:
s'fine.
Ah... a response from the critic.
Hailey says:
What critic?
rei_yami_hikari@yahoo.com says:
'Loki isn't a fire god blah'
Hailey says:
Heh.
rei_yami_hikari@yahoo.com says:
Well, a rune that is associated with him more (to my understanding) is the B rune (I think it has something to do with the whole mistletoe affair).
And: Not really...loGi is the name of the illusion/giant loKi had to fight against at the eating-concurrence. The name loKi might come from the Norse word for end/finish/solution. (His other name Lopt is associated with air)
I have NEVER heard that before.
Hailey says:
Yes, the name also appears in a myth, when Loki has to fight against a guy who turns out is a personification of fire itself. That doesn't change the fact that most sources say he's a fire god, that his name is similar, and so on.
rei_yami_hikari@yahoo.com says:
*brings out the books*
Hailey says:
I suggest looking some stuff up.
Exactly. Site your sources.
Feel free to bring me in too.
rei_yami_hikari@yahoo.com says:
I have NEVER heard any of this stuff that this guy is saying before.
Hailey says:
Well, he's right that a couple of Loki's kennings mean things like "Sky walker" and associate him with air. But the fact remains that a lot of people think he's a fire god.
rei_yami_hikari@yahoo.com says:
Found it!
Hailey says:
Dammit, I forgot to put my comment as a reply to his, it's just a regular comment...
Well, he'll see it.
rei_yami_hikari@yahoo.com says:
That’s my response.
*trying to sound educated*
Gods, did he reply that fast?!
Hailey says:
I smell a troll...
rei_yami_hikari@yahoo.com says:
Wait, no, it wasn't him, it was your comment.
Hailey says:
Sorry!
rei_yami_hikari@yahoo.com says:
*saw the notification, it doesn't tell you who it is*
No, s'fine.
Hailey says:
Y'know how Hel has no children in her realm?
rei_yami_hikari@yahoo.com says:
*nodnod*
Well, other than her half brothers...
Hailey says:
I read that ages ago, and finally found out why.
The souls of children are taken by Odin's wife Frigga, and are cared for in her hall.
rei_yami_hikari@yahoo.com says:
Oh?
Hailey says:
Yup.
rei_yami_hikari@yahoo.com says:
Ooooh, I see.
Hailey says:
She's another mother goddess, after all.
rei_yami_hikari@yahoo.com says:
Kinda like how souls of non-married women go to Freya?
Hailey says:
Yup.
rei_yami_hikari@yahoo.com says:
Hm, interesting.
Well, I'm still playing around with the beings in the Egyptian heaven.
They are less than gods, but more than man.
And they can either turn into humans, or they were humans in the past.
So I honestly don't know what to do, they're kinda shrouded in more mystery than the gods are.
...Gods, don't you love it when you open a book and your eyes just happen to fall on something questionable.
Hailey says:
Oh?
rei_yami_hikari@yahoo.com says:
*just opened the Norse Mythology book and the first two words I see are 'goat testicles'*
Hailey says:
...PFT.
rei_yami_hikari@yahoo.com says:
I literally went 'WHAAAAAAAAT?!" in real life.
Hailey says:
Yeah.
rei_yami_hikari@yahoo.com says:
I just open a random page and look down, and those are the first words I see.
Hailey says:
Nice.
rei_yami_hikari@yahoo.com says:
...well, I lied, I saw eight words.
The words preceding those were 'tied his beard to'
Hailey says:
...
rei_yami_hikari@yahoo.com says:
I then closed the page, I don't want to know.
Hailey says:
No, find it again.
It...it just might be Loki.
rei_yami_hikari@yahoo.com says:
Why?!
Okay...
Nope, wasn't him.
Hailey says:
Kay.
rei_yami_hikari@yahoo.com says:
I saw the heading, it was some guy who's name started with an N... *searches*
Hailey says:
I thought it might be.
rei_yami_hikari@yahoo.com says:
found it.
nope.
WAIT
I read it wrong in my rush.
and yuck, that's even worse.
Hailey says:
What.
rei_yami_hikari@yahoo.com says:
...damnit, for your curiosity, I'm reading it.
Hailey says:
Thank you!
rei_yami_hikari@yahoo.com says:
Oh, it's about Frey and Freya's daddy.
Hailey says:
Ah, Njord.
rei_yami_hikari@yahoo.com says:
yep...
Oh, it talks about how Loki tricked Idunn and kidnapped her, okay...
Hailey says:
...Yeah, I think it might be Loki. In the story of Njord's marriage, Loki performs a comedy routine with one of Thor's ghosts.
Oh yeah, that too.
rei_yami_hikari@yahoo.com says:
AGH IT WAS LOKI EW I READ IT WRONG
Hailey says:
I knew it.
rei_yami_hikari@yahoo.com says:
NOT DRAWING THAT.
Hailey says:
You shouldn't. That's why I just shorten it to "Loki performed a comedy routine."
rei_yami_hikari@yahoo.com says:
....to think, it's the NORSE myths I'm not looking forward to drawing it the most.
You'd think it would be the once scene with Set, but nooooooo. xP
Hailey says:
Yeah.
Sorry.
rei_yami_hikari@yahoo.com says:
Nnnnnnnnnnnot drawing that.
Hailey says:
Just show Loki doing comedy, and say "If you want to know what REALLY happened, read it yourself. It's gross.”
rei_yami_hikari@yahoo.com says:
Well, at least I know now. >>;;;
And THAT is why I'm making you my scriptwriter for them myths. >>;
For some reason stuff like that happens with my mythology books.
Hailey says:
Yeah.
rei_yami_hikari@yahoo.com says:
Hevvur: *opens one of them* (I hadn't read the whole thing yet.) Sex.
Rei: What?!
Hevvur: WHAT, THAT'S WHAT IT SAYS! RIGHT THERE!
And other stuff like that.
So, yeah. You cool with writing the scripts for the Norse comics?
Hailey says:
I'll do what I can.
rei_yami_hikari@yahoo.com says:
I like to arrange the myths into something like one big story (It's murder doing it for Coyote since he has so goddamn many, but for Set, they're already in order and stuff...)
So I'd probably need the most help moving the myths around into a 'storyline' the most. I mean, I can write the actual dialogue and stuff myself...
I mean, if you don't want to write it.
Hailey says:
I can figure it out.
rei_yami_hikari@yahoo.com says:
Aight, love you~
Oh, here's the response from that guy.
Goddamn, it's a nerd research fight.
Hailey says:
Indeed.
rei_yami_hikari@yahoo.com says:
If it was freaking Egyptian or Native America, I'd blow this guy clear off the map, but...
ARGH STRONG SUIT THIS IS NOT
Hailey says:
Still, I'd say threatening the gods with fire is a hint that he's a fire god. I'd help more...but I have class.
DAMMIT.
I'm sorry.
Go to your books!
Cite your sources!
rei_yami_hikari@yahoo.com says:
TT when’re you coming back?
Hailey says:
I'll be back around 1 or 1:30
rei_yami_hikari@yahoo.com says:
Okay…
Hailey says:
I'm so sorry.
Bye.
rei_yami_hikari@yahoo.com says:
It's fine, I'll try nerd combat.
Hailey says:
Back!
rei_yami_hikari@yahoo.com says:
Yay!
I was devising ways to avoid drawing... that. >>;;;
Hailey says:
*reading the argument*
Sorry.
rei_yami_hikari@yahoo.com says:
s'fine.
I'm gonna put in a gigantic reference to see if anyone gets it.
AND smashing the fourth wall.
Hailey says:
I see you chased away your troll.
Yay!
rei_yami_hikari@yahoo.com says:
I did it and still sounded well educated and classy. (I hope.)
Hailey says:
Yay for Rei!
rei_yami_hikari@yahoo.com says:
...mmmostly because I couldn't fight back anymore. >>;
Hailey says:
Also...page today?
rei_yami_hikari@yahoo.com says:
I'll try, but I'm not feeling all too well. ;_;
Hailey says:
Aw.
Sorry.
rei_yami_hikari@yahoo.com says:
I'm gonna throw in the Network Censor.
For that one part.
I'm trying to decide whether or not I should obliterate the fourth wall and have the gods interact with her for like a page.
But I know that one way or another, I'm dropping an anvil on her.
Hailey says:
How so?
Anvil on who?
rei_yami_hikari@yahoo.com says:
The Network censor!
There's this one episode of Freakazoid where they bomb on the Network censor.
The NEtwork Censors basically give them the thumbs up or thumbs down on what's safe for TV.
So in one episode, they draw one that just pops up to be annoying, and they drop an anvil on her.
"Hello kiddies, I'm the network censor. And I would like to inform you that no one was hurt in the previous scene."
Hailey says:
Heh.
rei_yami_hikari@yahoo.com says:
I think I'll just make her show up, make her proclaim that what goes on next is not suitable for our youth, and somehow get an anvil dropped on her (maybe I'll get Thor to chuck one at her 'cuz she's annoying)
Hailey says:
Heh.
rei_yami_hikari@yahoo.com says:
And then have a sort of fast forward or censor thing, and suddenly draw Loki without any pants.
Hailey says:
Okay.
rei_yami_hikari@yahoo.com says:
Luckially, his tunic thing just happens to be long enough that I don't have to come up with any creative censorship. xD
"Where the hel did your pants go?!"
"Oh, you do NOT want to know."
Etc.
Hailey says:
DO IT.
rei_yami_hikari@yahoo.com says:
That's the plan.
And like draw some people ROFLing in the background.
Hailey says:
Yay!
Indeed.
Especially Skade.
She's the one he's making laugh.
rei_yami_hikari@yahoo.com says:
I think I'll have like a whole mini-comic at the end with the other tricksters talking about it but not really bringing it up.
Exactly.
Hailey says:
Heh.
rei_yami_hikari@yahoo.com says:
Set: How is that even humanly possible?!
Set: Or godly possible, for that matter?!?!
Hailey says:
Loki: *smirk*
rei_yami_hikari@yahoo.com says:
Coyote: ...I do NOT want to know.
Hailey says:
Loki: Hey, it worked.
rei_yami_hikari@yahoo.com says:
Coyote: WHY.
Coyote: WHY would you even-
Hailey says:
Loki: It made her laugh!
rei_yami_hikari@yahoo.com says:
Coyote: BUT WHY.
Hailey says:
Loki: *shrug*
rei_yami_hikari@yahoo.com says:
Raven: I mean, how could you even DO that.
Raven: WHY would you DO that?!
Hailey says:
Loki: wouldn't you like to know.
rei_yami_hikari@yahoo.com says:
Raven: No, I don't.
Hailey says:
Loki: Then don't ask.
rei_yami_hikari@yahoo.com says:
Raven: I mean... why would you decide to just tie your-
And then I'll probably throw in the censor again.
Hailey says:
Yup.
Leave it up to their imagination.
rei_yami_hikari@yahoo.com says:
NC: Hm. Hello again kiddies, I'm the network-
Hailey says:
Loki, much as love him, is so totally bizarre.
rei_yami_hikari@yahoo.com says:
All: SHUT UP! *one of them chucks an anvil at her*
Hailey says:
Loki: SHUT UP!
Do it do it do it!
rei_yami_hikari@yahoo.com says:
I'll make them talk about it at the end of the comic.
Hailey says:
You should.
rei_yami_hikari@yahoo.com says:
And make it over blown and make it sound really, REALLY bad. (which it is.)
Hailey says:
But that won't be the first one.
rei_yami_hikari@yahoo.com says:
Thought not.
Hailey says:
The first myth should be Loki getting into the gods, followed by the horse incident.
rei_yami_hikari@yahoo.com says:
...Gods, how do I draw THAT one.
Hailey says:
Then, the one where he cuts off Sif;'s hair and gets the treasures.
rei_yami_hikari@yahoo.com says:
I LOVE HOW I HAVE NO PROBLEM WITH DRAWING SET ASSAULTING HIS NEPHEW BUT LIKE TONS HERE> >>;
Hailey says:
Then there should be Idunn's kidnapping, THEN the introduction of Skade, which this myth is involved in.
rei_yami_hikari@yahoo.com says:
Oh, fun...
...I should write this down...
Hailey says:
Just...have the horses disappear, and then skip ahead a few months, and then Loki shows up with Sleipnir the 8 legged horse.
rei_yami_hikari@yahoo.com says:
........alright, got it.
....I'm gonna have Thor walk up at the end, look at the horse, look at Loki, and then point at him going 'Dude, that's gross."
Hailey says:
You should.
rei_yami_hikari@yahoo.com says:
With a disturbed face.
Hailey says:
But the part where he gives Sleipnir nto Odin is in the myth.
rei_yami_hikari@yahoo.com says:
Well, yeah.
Hailey says:
Odin realizes this horse can goddamn fly and is faster than any other horse, so he takes him.
rei_yami_hikari@yahoo.com says:
I'll actually show like maybe Thor and Odin working out what happened. xP
Like "Hey, was that Loki?"
"Oh, yeah."
"...I haven't seen him for a couple months."
"....yeah, ever since that horse incident..."
"..."
Hailey says:
((or however long it takes a horse to have a baby))
rei_yami_hikari@yahoo.com says:
"..."
*pause to think about that for a second- girl horse, guy horse, Loki's gone, then he comes back a couple months later or whatever with a new horse, Loki's a shapeshifter...*
"..."
"..."
Thor: DUDE, THAT'S GROSS!!!
Hailey says:
Yup
Give the horse Loki turns into a mane the same color as Loki's hair.
rei_yami_hikari@yahoo.com says:
Like, I won't even follow their path of logic with words. I'll like draw images in the background while they think, and the more pictures they get, the more disturbed they are.
Hailey says:
Heh.
rei_yami_hikari@yahoo.com says:
Thor: YOU'RE STILL GONNA KEEP IT?!?!? *disgusted*
Odin: .... >>;;; ....well, it can fly.
Thor: BUT STILL!!! EW!!!!
Hailey says:
Yup.
And then something falls on them, and it's shown Loki was eavesdropping the whole time.
Loki: Bitches. D<
rei_yami_hikari@yahoo.com says:
YES.
Thor: SERIOUSLY MAN, THAT'S DISGUSTING.
(I also wanted to emphasize how gross they thought it was.)
Hailey says:
Good call.
rei_yami_hikari@yahoo.com says:
...Also, for some reason, I wanted to use something that they used in a manga I read.
They had this one mini-comic at the end of the book...
Where the characters went to like a psychiatrist group session.
It was actually kinda interesting, and it showed future characters talking a bit about themselves and another person putting poison in the punch bowl and trying to murder the psychiatrist.
Hailey says:
Okay...
rei_yami_hikari@yahoo.com says:
IT MADE SENSE WHEN YOU READ IT.
Hailey says:
Okay.
rei_yami_hikari@yahoo.com says:
I'd also like them to address the 'censor'
Hailey says:
Heh.
rei_yami_hikari@yahoo.com says:
like "Hey... you know how a couple of my myths got censored?
Set: Yeah...
Loki: How come the myth where you freaking assault your nephew got the green light?!
Loki: And in the myth where I-
NC: Hello, kiddies, I- *ANVIL*
Loki: SHUT UP... D<
Hailey says:
Heh.
rei_yami_hikari@yahoo.com says:
Just that, plain and simple.
Hailey says:
Sweet.
rei_yami_hikari@yahoo.com says:
And every time the censor pops up, she says less and less before she gets hit by the anvil.
Hailey says:
Heh.
rei_yami_hikari@yahoo.com says:
Before, eventually, she just shows up, is about to say something then gets hit. because, hey, you know something is going on if she shows up, so..
Hailey says:
Heh.
rei_yami_hikari@yahoo.com says:
That, or I was gonna go ahead with shameless self-insertion.
Hailey says:
That's fun too.
rei_yami_hikari@yahoo.com says:
So, the page looks normal as usual.
But the last panel is clearly not finished, it looks all pencil-y and I'll draw in my fingers and pencil drawing in the last panel.
And I guess since you're the writer, I'll zoom out, and then there's me, drawing it and reading the script.
Rei: ..=_=
Rei: Hey, Amu?
Hailey says:
Amu: Yes?
rei_yami_hikari@yahoo.com says:
REi:...That isn't seriously what happens next, is it?!
Hailey says:
Amu: what isn't?
rei_yami_hikari@yahoo.com says:
Rei: It ISN'T what seriously happens next, right?!
Rei: This! This right here!
Rei: *point*
Hailey says:
Amu: Oh. That.
Amu: Yeah. It happens.
rei_yami_hikari@yahoo.com says:
Rei: ....Dude, I am NOT drawing that.
Rei: ...I don't even think you're allowed posting pictures of that on the internet!
Hailey says:
Amu: You make a good point. Let's skip it.
rei_yami_hikari@yahoo.com says:
Rei: What do we tell the readers then, I mean, dude, that's disgusting.
Rei: ...Oh, I know.
Hailey says:
Amu: Okay, let's do it!
rei_yami_hikari@yahoo.com says:
Rei: *gets up, and starts counting something*
Hailey says:
Amu: ?
rei_yami_hikari@yahoo.com says:
Rei: one…
Rei: Two...
Rei: three...
Rei: Oh, there it is.
Hailey says:
Amu: What?
rei_yami_hikari@yahoo.com says:
Rei: *gets out a hammer (Mjollnir? Thor: HEY!) and smashes a wall with a huge 4 on it*
Hailey says:
Amu; YOU BROKE THE 4TH WALL! DO YOU REALIZE WHAT YOU'VE DONE!?
Amu: NONE OF US ARE SAFE!
rei_yami_hikari@yahoo.com says:
Rei: WHO CARES!
Hailey says:
Amu: TTnTT
rei_yami_hikari@yahoo.com says:
Rei: *faces the rhetorical camera* OKAY.
Hailey says:
Amu: Okay, so he and the goat-
Amu: *hammer in the face*
Amu: @_@
(( I realize you can't draw it anyway...your Loki has no beard!))
rei_yami_hikari@yahoo.com says:
Rei: I know us at ATOT promised you accurate portrayals of the myths, but seriously, I am NOT drawing the event that happens next, nor is it very important, and frankly, I think drawing that is illegal. so if you want to figure out the specifics, research it yourself, I'm sorry.
Rei:...That, and it's impossible to draw.
Hailey says:
Amu: And don't question her. She has a hammer!
rei_yami_hikari@yahoo.com says:
((I read it wrong, he doesn't tie his beard to a goat's.... junk, it's... it's the other way around. @_@))
Hailey says:
((...EW.))
rei_yami_hikari@yahoo.com says:
((EXACTLY.))
Hailey says:
((I'm surprised Thor didn't object. "WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO MY GOAT!?))
rei_yami_hikari@yahoo.com says:
((..I'll actually put that in.))
Hailey says:
Heh.
rei_yami_hikari@yahoo.com says:
Rei: *looks at the characters from her side of the fourth wall* THOR, FIX THIS. D<
Hailey says:
Thor: Oh come on! D<
rei_yami_hikari@yahoo.com says:
Rei: FIX IT.
Loki: who the hel are you, anyways?!
Rei: DO NOT QUESTION ME, JUST FIX IT! D<
Hailey says:
Heh.
And then back to the myth?
rei_yami_hikari@yahoo.com says:
((OH! OH! I know what'll happen next!))
Thor: *shown going through the hall to return to wherever the others are*
Thor: *grumble, grumbl;e fixing... damn fouth wall... *grumble*
Thor: *opens the door* =_=
Thor: O_O
Thor: WHAT THE HEL DID YOU DO TO MY GOAT?!
Thor: AND WHERE THE HEL DID YOUR PANTS GO?!
Thor: AND WHY IS EVERYONE LAUGHING?!
Hailey says:
((And leave it at that.))
rei_yami_hikari@yahoo.com says:
(Exactly.)
Thor gives them the details, but not quite enough to explain it correctly.
Them being the audiance.
It gets their imaginations going.
Hailey says:
Of course.
rei_yami_hikari@yahoo.com says:
Well, it is october.
Hailey says:
I know.
rei_yami_hikari@yahoo.com says:
See? I even switched my Nightmare Before Christmas calandar around! *point*
Hailey says:
Cool.
rei_yami_hikari@yahoo.com says:
*nodnod*
Hailey says:
So yeah.
rei_yami_hikari@yahoo.com says:
ANy other interesting myths I should take into account?
Hailey says:
Not that I can think of at the moment.
rei_yami_hikari@yahoo.com says:
Hm.
Hailey says:
I mean, there's more, but a lot don't have Loki.
I'll looks more stuff up.
Oh!
And there's the cursed ring Andvarinaught!
I forgot about that.
rei_yami_hikari@yahoo.com says:
?
Hailey says:
See, first, Loki is traveling with Odin and Odin's brother Hoenir.
rei_yami_hikari@yahoo.com says:
give me a random god for me to draw. [/bored]
Hailey says:
They see an otter with a fish, so Loki throws a rock at it.
Bragi.
It kills it, and Loki brags about his double catch.
rei_yami_hikari@yahoo.com says:
Oh, wait, I think I've... well, I remember a magician otter or something...
Hailey says:
Not long after, they find a guy who lives there and invites them into his house.
Yup.
He traps them, because that otter was his son, using shape shifting.
Loki agrees to get gold to pay off the blood debt.
Loki heads out and finds a dwarf who lives nearby.
The dwarf keeps his treasure underwater, and guards it in the form of a fish.
Loki, using a device of his own invention (the fishing net) catches the dwarf and makes him hand over all the treasure.
The dwarf does, but begs to keep a particularly amazing ring.
Loki, being a b***h, takes it.
The dwarf curses the ring to bring woe to whomever holds it. Loki, being a chaos god, doesn't care.
He brings the gold and just BARELY manages to pay the price, but he has to give up the ring.
So he makes sure the curse still stands when he hands it over.
From there, the ring inspires such awful greed that it causes the magician to be killed by his sons, them to kill each other, a guy to turn into a dragon to protect it, a guy trying to kill another guy to get the dragon, and so on until the ring is finally destroyed.
The end.
rei_yami_hikari@yahoo.com says:
Dragon - Fafnir?
Hailey says:
Yup!
rei_yami_hikari@yahoo.com says:
.....I have no idea what Bragi should look like.
Hailey says:
Mine looks as follows:
rei_yami_hikari@yahoo.com says:
*drew a 'skeleton' holding scrolls and paper and stuff, but that's about it*
Hailey says:
Muscular frame, even though he's not a fighter: he has a body structure like Thor's.
Brown, tousled hair he doesn't bother to comb.
Half moon glasses, possibly cracked on one side.
Clothes are clean but totally mismatched: he doesn't really care how he looks, at least when he's at home, since he's busy reading and writing.
pens and quils and suck in his pockets, probably with a few ink stains here and there.
I always like to give him mismatched shoes.
Basically, he's an absent minded professor sort of guy.
But he can hold his own in a fight,
rei_yami_hikari@yahoo.com says:
tee hee.
beard = yes/no?
Hailey says:
I didn't give him one...maybe stubble, but no beard.
I made mine pretty young after all.
rei_yami_hikari@yahoo.com says:
true.
curly hair yes/no?
Hailey says:
No.
rei_yami_hikari@yahoo.com says:
mmkay.
...I drew Bragi holding a bunch of stuff.
Now I have an urge to draw him tripping.
Hailey says:
I've drawn that numerous times.
He's a bit of a klutz.
rei_yami_hikari@yahoo.com says:
okay, doine.
Hailey says:
YAY!
rei_yami_hikari@yahoo.com says:
*scan*
Hailey says:
YAY!
AGAIN!
rei_yami_hikari@yahoo.com says:
I don't have the capacity to draw a page today.... TT__
** TT__TT
Hailey says:
Aw.
Sorry.
rei_yami_hikari@yahoo.com says:
TT
I'll draw a bunch of gods and goddesses to make up for it…
Who's next?
Hailey says:
Hm...
Mole.
If you want to.
rei_yami_hikari@yahoo.com says:
for one, she's blind.
hm.. .what else, she digs.
Hailey says:
Well I figured.
rei_yami_hikari@yahoo.com says:
I have no idea how to draw mole.
Oh well, let's see what I get... *doodle, doodle*
*uploads Bragi*
Hailey says:
YAY!
commented!
rei_yami_hikari@yahoo.com says:
yay!
....it would be a world of awkward if Mole actually showed up in the RP.
Hailey says:
Yeah.
rei_yami_hikari@yahoo.com says:
She's blind, and kinda unkempt. Her hair's a mess, in a ponytail, but she's fairly okay when it comes too looks (face it Coyote wouldn't marry someone too ugly.)
Hailey says:
Yeah.
rei_yami_hikari@yahoo.com says:
Also, well, kinda dirty. But she's kind and innocent enough.
SOMEHOW she makes her way around, though.
Coyote LOATHES seeing her.
Hailey says:
I figured.
rei_yami_hikari@yahoo.com says:
I'd figure some people would call him a jerk for divorcing a blind woman.
Hailey says:
Likely.
rei_yami_hikari@yahoo.com says:
Coyote: =_= *headdesk*
Hailey says:
Loki: what's up.
rei_yami_hikari@yahoo.com says:
Coyote: ex wife showed up. ><
Hailey says:
Loki: Ouch.
rei_yami_hikari@yahoo.com says:
Coyote: ...yyyeah.
Hailey says:
Loki: I feel your pain.
rei_yami_hikari@yahoo.com says:
Coyote: Freaking mole...
Hailey says:
Loki:*shrugs* She can't stay forever, can she?
rei_yami_hikari@yahoo.com says:
Coyote: I guess not…
((No 'What?! you were married to MOLE?!" wink )
Hailey says:
((Amu and Rei probably mentioned it in the past))
Loki: So you'll manage.
rei_yami_hikari@yahoo.com says:
Coyote: People are doting over her 'cuz she's blind. =_=
Hailey says:
Loki: Better than ignoring her.
Loki: That's what everyone did to Hod. Look where he is: dead.
rei_yami_hikari@yahoo.com says:
Coyote: ...true...
((Actually, Mole can be quite dastardly, herself.))
Hailey says:
((Rei! The critic's back! He's after me now!
rei_yami_hikari@yahoo.com says:
((in some versions, she DOES find her husband asleep, and is about to wake him up-))
((oh shoot.))
(having a civil conversation with the critic)
Hailey says:
((I just read it. Okay, they're nice. I got worried for a sec.
((I have a tendency to get defensive, so...
rei_yami_hikari@yahoo.com says:
I was starting too, but turns out they're nice enough.
Also, Kieran thinks Bragi's an uke.
Hailey says:
...Quite possibly.
rei_yami_hikari@yahoo.com says:
Oh wow.
Hailey says:
Yup.
rei_yami_hikari@yahoo.com says:
Well, as I was saying before...
Hailey says:
Yes?
rei_yami_hikari@yahoo.com says:
Mole CAN be quite the b***h herself, despite being so kind.
Hailey says:
Ah.
rei_yami_hikari@yahoo.com says:
Well, you know how Coyote falls asleep in how he gets his cunning?
Hailey says:
She could have helped him.
rei_yami_hikari@yahoo.com says:
She doesn't.
She actually finds him, asleep, in some versions.
Hailey says:
Of course.
rei_yami_hikari@yahoo.com says:
And she's about to wake him-
And she has second thoughts.
And she doesn't.
Hailey says:
Of course.
rei_yami_hikari@yahoo.com says:
And she leaves him sleeping.
Hailey says:
Heh.
rei_yami_hikari@yahoo.com says:
Oh, where were we last night?
Hailey says:
Another Hel Anubis happy ending, and Loki getting beaten up by Set.
rei_yami_hikari@yahoo.com says:
Fwee.
...I shouldn't be eating this 'cuz I'm sick, but GODS. <3
Hailey says:
Heh.
rei_yami_hikari@yahoo.com says:
Beacuase eating filipino sausages isn’t good for you when you're sick. >.;; (it isn't.)
Even though Anubis is like perfect he seems to come with baggage. A daughter, a crazy family, a 'mental disorder'…
Hailey says:
Hel clearly doesn't mind.
She has some emotional baggage herself.
rei_yami_hikari@yahoo.com says:
...oh wow.
Just wow.
Our critic.
Uses wikipedia.
As a main source.
*headdesk*
I TRUST MY BOOKS MOSTLY, THANK YOU!
I mean, yeah, I'm guilty of wikipedia myself.
Hailey says:
Well, I did post a pic from there myself, if only because I went there for the hel of it and saw a few good pics.
rei_yami_hikari@yahoo.com says:
That's nothing WRONG with it.
Hailey says:
The couple of books I've gotten my hands on don't include illustrations, so...
rei_yami_hikari@yahoo.com says:
Same.
But I've been arguing with someone that uses WIKIPEDIA?!
I mean, I use it too but, I'm backed up by books and you!
Hailey says:
Hey, they're getting at me too. Look below; they're starting on me now.
rei_yami_hikari@yahoo.com says:
I know...
Hailey says:
So yeah.
rei_yami_hikari@yahoo.com says:
I also wanted to bring out how 'well, it's what all researches, priestesses and historians think, so are THEY all wrong too?
Hailey says:
Well, not all, but quite a few!
rei_yami_hikari@yahoo.com says:
Well, yeah.
Hailey says:
Exactly.
rei_yami_hikari@yahoo.com says:
Sorry, computer.
Hailey says:
Is fine.
rei_yami_hikari@yahoo.com says:
ARGH they're starting up with me again!
Hailey says:
Oh?
Wonderful...
This person likes to argue.
I mean, they DO make good points...
But it should be over by now.
rei_yami_hikari@yahoo.com says:
It WAS over and they just started it up again!
Hailey says:
Wonderful.
rei_yami_hikari@yahoo.com says:
*trying to end it again*
Hailey says:
Good idea.
rei_yami_hikari@yahoo.com says:
first time I've dealt with this.
Hailey says:
Hm.
Well, at least as far as critics go, this one isn't a troll.
rei_yami_hikari@yahoo.com says:
Yeah.
And types coherently
Hailey says:
Indeed.
rei_yami_hikari@yahoo.com says:
Actually, in the one other myth where Mole is his wife, they actually got along pretty well.
Hailey says:
Hm.
rei_yami_hikari@yahoo.com says:
UGH this person is getting trollish.
Hailey says:
Oh dear.
rei_yami_hikari@yahoo.com says:
I say it again: Your sources are faulty. They are BASED on the ERROR, that misinterpretation. You may go and use those as basic for your comic, but then, please, don't claim your portrayal is 100% accurate.
Hailey says:
Ugh.
They're getting annoying on me too.
Also, I dislike their comparison to Frankenstein.
rei_yami_hikari@yahoo.com says:
Same. I'm trying to calm this person down.
Hailey says:
If they keep bugging me I'm straight up calling them a troll.
rei_yami_hikari@yahoo.com says:
We're not talking about the PUBLIC we are talking about CERTIFIED HISTOREANS AND PRIESTESS/PRIESTS AND TEXTS!
Hailey says:
Yup.
rei_yami_hikari@yahoo.com says:
Please do call them a troll for me when you reach that point, but don't bring up I think they're being trollish or I'll get in trouble too. =w=
Hailey says:
No fair!
rei_yami_hikari@yahoo.com says:
I'm finding it odd how all of my texts and books and sites disagree with this person.
Well, I don't want them trolling directly at me. >>;;;
Hailey says:
Ooo, just read in my book: Sleipnir is a GRAY horse.
Make note of that.
rei_yami_hikari@yahoo.com says:
*makes note*
...Well, any more than they already ARE trolling at me.
I mean, sure, I THINK it but I'm trying my best to deal with this rationally.
Hailey says:
Huh. Homosexuality was a punishable offence in the Viking days.
Does it count for Loki since he was a girl at that point?
rei_yami_hikari@yahoo.com says:
I...
I dunno.
Hailey says:
Ah, more of my argument against the troll.
Odin had a brother named Lothur or Lodur who had fire powers and helped create humanity.
It is probable, according to my book, that Lodur and Loki are one and the same.
If I'd found that earlier, I'd have made Loki older.
rei_yami_hikari@yahoo.com says:
Well, the runes for Helbindi are suspiciously similar to Odin's.
Hailey says:
Yeah, that too.
rei_yami_hikari@yahoo.com says:
coincidence....?
Hailey says:
Who knows?
rei_yami_hikari@yahoo.com says:
This person really is beginning to annoy me.
Hailey says:
But it's more reason to believe that Loki may have very well had fire in his case.
Hm...
rei_yami_hikari@yahoo.com says:
Huh?
Hailey says:
The troll.
BLARG.
rei_yami_hikari@yahoo.com says:
I'm THIS CLOSE to blocking this person.
I mean, I'm TRYING to be diplomatic.
*sigh*
The sad thing is, I have had a couple friends that are kinda like that.
Hailey says:
Why don't you agree to mention somewhere that SOME people don't think he's a fire god?
Maybe that'll shut 'em up.
rei_yami_hikari@yahoo.com says:
Kinda just shoving their own opinion down your throat. >>;;
I did!
I said 'I'm not saying I'm right, and I'm not saying you're wrong!"
Maybe I'll have to be clearer with it next post. =_=
Hailey says:
Yeah.
rei_yami_hikari@yahoo.com says:
And I'm NOT looking forward to the disclaimer at the end of the first Loki chapter. To stay true to my cause, I'll have to address this.
Hailey says:
Sorry.
rei_yami_hikari@yahoo.com says:
....My last post was a monster; I think it's taking this person a while to get around to it.
Well, it's my cause...
Hailey says:
Yeah, especially since they've been giving me wicked long ones too.
rei_yami_hikari@yahoo.com says:
I said I'd be accurate, but to be honest, I've never heard of a good amount of this stuff.
Hailey says:
I'm sorry, Rei.
I wish I could help more.
rei_yami_hikari@yahoo.com says:
FINIALLY the trollishness level is going down.
Hailey says:
Good.
Oh!
Another Loki myth I forgot about.
Although it's more Thor than Loki.
rei_yami_hikari@yahoo.com says:
Still has Loki.
Hailey says:
Okay, so, it starts with Loki borrowing Freya's hawk cloak and flying around.
Then he finds a giant's castle and harasses them little.
The giant is Geirrod.
But oh no!
Loki gets caught and thrown in a cage!
For THREE WHOLEMONTHS, he's not fed or watered or anything. He can't change due to the size of the cage. So he's STUCK.
Then, the giant manages to get Loki to admit who he is. So he makes a deal.
He'll let Loki go if Loki tricks Thor into coming to his castle without his belt that gives him strength, or Mjollnir.
Loki reluctantly agrees. He FINALLY gets out, is given food and healing, and he goes back to Asgard.
Loki goes to Thor and plays on Thor's lust.
He tells Thor that he was gone because he met a giant with two beautiful daughters (note: they're really hideous) and suggests they go there, since the girls will, ahem, accept them.
Thor, who thought it would just be a little walk, agrees.
They run into a giantess names Grid who Thor knows, and she lets them stay the night.
But when Loki falls asleep, Grid tells Thor what the daughters are really like, and that they hate him for killing a relative.
She gives him her own belt of strength, iron gloves, and an unbreakable staff.
In the morning, they head off again, and Loki's confused about the weapons but doesn't pry as much as he usually might.
Then they come to a river called Vimur-"a wide torrent of water and menstrual blood" according to my book (EW.)
rei_yami_hikari@yahoo.com says:
(..uh. yuck.)
(WHY MUST I DRAW THIS.)
Hailey says:
((Just make it a regular river)
rei_yami_hikari@yahoo.com says:
(with..... blood. just blood.)
Hailey says:
So they have to wade across, but Thor's the one strong enough to get across through the current. Loki has to hold onto him.
The water is so high it almost covers Loki, his head is just above it.
rei_yami_hikari@yahoo.com says:
((EEEEEEEEEEEW))
Hailey says:
((Turns out Thor's a LOT taller than I thought-Loki only comes up to his waist!))
((And Loki's a giant too!))
rei_yami_hikari@yahoo.com says:
((crap.))
Hailey says:
((...Let's make them closer in height.
rei_yami_hikari@yahoo.com says:
((yyyyyyyyeah.))
((Adding that to the disclaimer, though.))
Hailey says:
And by the middle, it's almost up to Thor's head, and Loki had to hold him around the neck to keep from being swept away.
Ew.
rei_yami_hikari@yahoo.com says:
((......
Hailey says:
Ew ew ew ew ew.
It turns out...the blood?
rei_yami_hikari@yahoo.com says:
EXTRA COMIC AT THE END:
What?
NO.
Hailey says:
It's from the daughters'...they're doing it to make the river water higher to try and drown him.
rei_yami_hikari@yahoo.com says:
Loki: WE WERE WADING IN WHAT??!??!?!?!
Hailey says:
With their own...
EWWWWWWWWWWWW!
rei_yami_hikari@yahoo.com says:
AWWWW IIIICk
EEW
I literally screamed IRl.
EW
YUCK
GROSS
Hailey says:
WHAT THE HEL NORSEKIES!?
rei_yami_hikari@yahoo.com says:
ICK
NOT
DRAWING
THAT
Hailey says:
WHAT THE HEL!?
rei_yami_hikari@yahoo.com says:
WHY!?!??!?
Hailey says:
THIS IS UP THERE WITHTHE GREEK MYTHS.
rei_yami_hikari@yahoo.com says:
WHY, UGH ICK EW WHY?!?!?!
IT IS.
Hailey says:
How about...they've cut themselves. THAT'S where their bloods coming from. The cuts. Not their...Yeah/
rei_yami_hikari@yahoo.com says:
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGH.
YES.
GODDAMN, THE FRIGGIN CENSOR.
Hailey says:
Okay...Ahem. SO.
rei_yami_hikari@yahoo.com says:
IS
GONNA
APPEAR
MORE THAN I THOUGHT
Hailey says:
Thor throws a bolder and one and maims her, and she leaves.
But when he does, he slips and ends up getting swept away with Loki, who is undoubtedly missing that cage he was starving in.
Thor and Loki are saved by a rowan tree Thor manages to grab. Rowans are supposed to be magical too.
So they get to the castle.
No one's their but a servant.
The servant feeds them and offers them rooms.
The rooms, however, are dark and dirty and with straw instead of beds, which is an insult to guest.
They take it anyway.
Loki goes to wash himself off, butThor's so tired he falls asleep.
Thor was sitting in a chair, and he dreams he's in the river again.
He wakes up and realizes it's because the ROOM IS FLOODING. He's floating on the chair and his head's almost touching the ceiling.
No, wait, it's not flooding.
I misread that.
The chairs just being lifted up and it FEELS like he's floating in water.
So he takes the staff and whacks at what's below him lifting him.
It was the daughters trying to crush them, but they lose their grip and are crushed themselves and die in agony.
Loki, meanwhile, calls in that Geirrod's back and wants to challenge Thor, so of course Thor heads right out.
Geirrod then throws a red hold molten ball of iron at Thor.
Thor, with the iron gloves, manages to catch it.
Thor then throws it at the giant, and it goes right through the iron pillar he hides behind and then through his stomach, killing him.
Thor then kills everyone else there with the staff.
Loki, meanwhile, sneaks out, knowing he'll get itlater.
Thor leaves when he's done, knowing that he owes some BIG BEATINGS to Loki.
The end.
rei_yami_hikari@yahoo.com says:
Fun!
but seriously, EW.
I mean..... I thought that one scene with Set and then the Sleipnir one and that'd be the end of it.
But NOOOOOOO.
I am not looking forward to drawing that water knowing where that blood is coming from.
I mean... YUCK.
Hailey says:
I was going to say something, until I realized you summed it up.
I'm sorry...
rei_yami_hikari@yahoo.com says:
You didn't write it.
Hailey says:
Still.
rei_yami_hikari@yahoo.com says:
I mean same with mine.
Tina: So, how does Coyote come back to life?
Rei: Oh, Fox jumps over him.
Tina: That's it?!?! really???!?!?
Rei: I didn't write it.
Tina: IT MAKES NO SENSE!
Hailey says:
Heh.
rei_yami_hikari@yahoo.com says:
Don't apologize for something that's not your fault.
Hailey says:
I'll try.
rei_yami_hikari@yahoo.com says:
haha.
Hailey says:
Heh.
rei_yami_hikari@yahoo.com says:
...Suddenly the Egyptians seem remarkably clean.
Hailey says:
Yeah.
rei_yami_hikari@yahoo.com says:
....aaaand the natives remarkably cleaner.
Hailey says:
I always thought THESE guys were relatively clean.
rei_yami_hikari@yahoo.com says:
Egyptians one, Natives two.
Hailey says:
Yeah.
rei_yami_hikari@yahoo.com says:
Oh, how's the card thing go?
Hailey says:
I dunno, my friend hasn’t contacted me in days.
Weeks, actually.
rei_yami_hikari@yahoo.com says:
darn.
hm...
Hailey says:
Yeah.
rei_yami_hikari@yahoo.com says:
Just wondering.
Hailey says:
Thanks for your concern.
rei_yami_hikari@yahoo.com says:
*saw the nostalgia critic geek fight cards and was reminded*
Hailey says:
Ah.
rei_yami_hikari@yahoo.com says:
You're welcome.
Also, Cen had a haircut, yay. Anubis is probably gonna grow his hair again.
Hailey says:
Ah.
...Wait...
rei_yami_hikari@yahoo.com says:
And I must say I prefer Set with his hair down.
Hailey says:
I think...this is a Romano version of the new Hetalia ending song!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CQCcgwQU36g&feature=related
rei_yami_hikari@yahoo.com says:
?
Whhhaaaat?!
Hailey says:
It's a dumb video, but...
Followed by some other song...
rei_yami_hikari@yahoo.com says:
It sounds like it is Romano, but not Marukaite Chikyuu...
Hailey says:
Yeah, it's the other ending song.
rei_yami_hikari@yahoo.com says:
..hmm...
Hailey says:
HEh.
Italy and Romano: Two halves of a whole idiot.
rei_yami_hikari@yahoo.com says:
yes.
Also, you know what really sucks?
I haven't brought it up before...
Hailey says:
What?
rei_yami_hikari@yahoo.com says:
But you know Horus's four sons?
Hailey says:
Uh0huh...
rei_yami_hikari@yahoo.com says:
Well, they happen to be protected and cared for by other goddesses, kinda like... ...well, godmothers. not exactly their mothers, but they're their guardians.
Hailey says:
Yeah...?
rei_yami_hikari@yahoo.com says:
The 'godmothers' being...
Qebesenuef was protected by Serket.
Hailey says:
Uh-huh...
rei_yami_hikari@yahoo.com says:
Duamutef had Nieth.
Imsety has Isis...
And Hapi's guardian....
is nephthys.
Hailey says:
OH NO!
Is it true in Canada there's a town called d***o?
((I'm way too easily distracted.
rei_yami_hikari@yahoo.com says:
huh?
Hailey says:
Just a pick I found.
Pffft!
http://media.photobucket.com/image/hetalia%20motivational/duhitzchocolate/Hetalia/Hetalia_Motivational_Poster_by_peacemakerwarfreak1.jpg?o=3#!oZZ19QQcurrentZZhttp%3A%2F%2Fmedia.photobucket.com%2Fimage%2Fhetalia%20motivational%2FHavgirl%2F129131619536608533.jpg%3Fo%3D19
rei_yami_hikari@yahoo.com says:
I've seen signs on the internet, but I've never been there, no.
Hailey says:
Hm.
rei_yami_hikari@yahoo.com says:
Well, yeah.
Poor little Hapi has Nephthys as a guardian.
Hailey says:
Aw...
So Hel didn't help anything when she got a little abusive about the chandelier climbing.
rei_yami_hikari@yahoo.com says:
And you know what I think? Well, Hapi is a more regal prince than her own son and I think Neph SPOILS him.
Hailey says:
Ugh.
Possibly.
rei_yami_hikari@yahoo.com says:
So she treats him better than she treated her own son.
Hailey says:
*sigh*
rei_yami_hikari@yahoo.com says:
Hapi, for the record, has an uncanny sense of direction and runs almost as fast, if not as fast as Anubis can.
you okay?
Hailey says:
Yeah.
Just tired.
And tomorrow, being Thursday, will be long.
rei_yami_hikari@yahoo.com says:
D: *hug*
Oh?
Hailey says:
Classes, Lab, club.
And work.
rei_yami_hikari@yahoo.com says:
poor Amu...
Hailey says:
Yeah.
rei_yami_hikari@yahoo.com says:
I'll try to whip up comic for you tomorrow.
Hailey says:
Thanks.
rei_yami_hikari@yahoo.com says:
*hug*
Hailey says:
Thank you.
rei_yami_hikari@yahoo.com says:
So..
Hailey says:
Hm.
rei_yami_hikari@yahoo.com says:
To be honest, I want Set to get more action.
Hailey says:
He should.
rei_yami_hikari@yahoo.com says:
The other Norse gods, too.
Hailey says:
Probably. They've all sorta fallen off the radar.
rei_yami_hikari@yahoo.com says:
Maybe Loki should piss one of them off, instead!
Hailey says:
I dunno. They'd actually manage to beat him up.
rei_yami_hikari@yahoo.com says:
Hm...
How's Freya, by the way?
And to the rest of them know about the whole Kade thing?
Hailey says:
Getting better. Frey will be confident enough to go back to the area soon.
By now, yes.
rei_yami_hikari@yahoo.com says:
Anyone go and troll to Kade yet?
Hailey says:
No, they're mostly staying their distance...upset Freya is something to fear.
But...her cats need to show up eventually. She has lots of cats.
rei_yami_hikari@yahoo.com says:
heheh.
Hailey says:
Hm?
rei_yami_hikari@yahoo.com says:
She does?
lots of cats?
Hailey says:
Yep.
Two of which are big and magic and pull her sleigh.
Also, I forgot to mention...
Freya's tears?
rei_yami_hikari@yahoo.com says:
...[/resisting urge to say crazy cat lady]
Hailey says:
They're made of GOLD.
rei_yami_hikari@yahoo.com says:
?
Hailey says:
Haha.
Yep.
rei_yami_hikari@yahoo.com says:
....daarn, that's a lot of gold to clean up.
Hailey says:
Freya sheds golden tears.
rei_yami_hikari@yahoo.com says:
ALL the time?
Well, my book says here it's either gold or resin, buit gold is cooler.
Hailey says:
Yep. I imagine they look liquid until they either drip off and turn into beads, or else they become gold dust when they dry.
Freya was said to shed golden tears when her husband left her.
rei_yami_hikari@yahoo.com says:
I mean, yeah, Resin is great for your violin and stuff but it's mighty sticky.
beads be cooler.
Hailey says:
The reason Freya has cats is that they are, for some reason, a fertility symbol.
That makes this comic funny to me.
http://www.smbc-comics.com/index.php?db=comics&id=1936#comic
rei_yami_hikari@yahoo.com says:
...weird.
In Egypt, they kept your house rodent-free, and more importantly, killed cobras.
Hailey says:
I think they're fertility because they get preggers really easily.
rei_yami_hikari@yahoo.com says:
*giggles at the comic*
Hailey says:
Yup.
rei_yami_hikari@yahoo.com says:
Actually, Serket is a goddess that cures poisonous bites too..
Hailey says:
Hm.
Well, eventually, Jormungand's gonna bite SOMEONE, with likely lethal results.
rei_yami_hikari@yahoo.com says:
Serket cures poisonous bites, and so can Horus, and, get this, Isis is the one who created scorpions.
Hailey says:
If it kills THOR so easily, it could killa regular human with ease.
Hm.
rei_yami_hikari@yahoo.com says:
Shooot.
Who's he likely to bite?
Hailey says:
I dunno.
rei_yami_hikari@yahoo.com says:
Yeah, Isis can be a beeyotch when she wants to, too.
Hailey says:
He does it for defense, so it'll have to be if he's seriously in fear of death, or someone close to him.
rei_yami_hikari@yahoo.com says:
And what kind of poison does he have?
Hailey says:
Evil snake poison.
I dunno.
He's special.
rei_yami_hikari@yahoo.com says:
...thaaaat narrows it down...
...how about I toss in a bit of everything and make it especially narsty.
Hailey says:
COOL!
rei_yami_hikari@yahoo.com says:
Nerotoxins, Hallucinants, the works.
Hailey says:
Hes the midgard serpent who wraps around the entire earth.
rei_yami_hikari@yahoo.com says:
....would the ones here that are immune to poison be able to live through it?
Remember, Azazel and Menos are immune to all natrual poisons.
..well, either immune, or like, less susceptible to.,
..and maybe not all, but pretty much.
Hailey says:
I dunno.
He IS a magic snake.
rei_yami_hikari@yahoo.com says:
I mean, remember? Menos gave the poison from Mikhail's dagger a taste when he attacked Nemu.
Hailey says:
Yeah, I remember.
rei_yami_hikari@yahoo.com says:
let's see...
Well, the poison should have a couple things to be a real bad number.
Hailey says:
Yeah.
rei_yami_hikari@yahoo.com says:
first off, it should have an anti-clotting agent.
And... it should also have some sort of neurotoxin.
Hailey says:
Sounds good.
rei_yami_hikari@yahoo.com says:
Oh, and my favourite.
proteolyic.
Proteolyic toxins will literially attack the molecular structure of the bitten area.
To the wound either won't heal, or damn, will it get messed up.
Hailey says:
Cool.
rei_yami_hikari@yahoo.com says:
Menotoxic attack the heart and cardio.
we should mix in a bit of everything...
Proteroglyphous snakes cause paralysis, too.
Hailey says:
Ooo.
Do it!
rei_yami_hikari@yahoo.com says:
So if he bit someone, how fast would it take effect?
Hailey says:
Pretty damn fast.
rei_yami_hikari@yahoo.com says:
Hrm...
Hailey says:
Yeah.
Hs deadly.
rei_yami_hikari@yahoo.com says:
Like, seriously, some snake bites CAN cause flesh to rot on you.
Hailey says:
Jormungand probably can.
rei_yami_hikari@yahoo.com says:
So not only will they need help, they'll need it FAST.
Well, Set's part snake, so he's probably immune.
Hailey says:
Yeah.
rei_yami_hikari@yahoo.com says:
Who would he bite.... Kade? Cen? Valmar?
Well, some toxins actually cause your brain to swell.
Hailey says:
Depends on who's hurting him.
rei_yami_hikari@yahoo.com says:
And when it pushes against the skull, it causes hallucinations.
Hailey says:
Those are all possibilities, although Cen is more doubtful.
rei_yami_hikari@yahoo.com says:
.......ssssomeone who tries to kidnap Nemu?
Hailey says:
Quite possibly.
rei_yami_hikari@yahoo.com says:
Kade has kidnapped her once, so I think Jormungand would be less than happy when he shows his face around those parts again...
Oh ****.
Another one.
Hailey says:
Hm
rei_yami_hikari@yahoo.com says:
*on DA- it's another critic!*
Hailey says:
Oh dear.
Same pic?
rei_yami_hikari@yahoo.com says:
yyyyyep....
Hailey says:
Kaykay.
rei_yami_hikari@yahoo.com says:
I just need more reasons for why he be fire god
This one seems more tame.
Hailey says:
I made a comment to her asking her to look at the above arguments, so we won't have to repeat them.
Feel free to comment too, of course.
Also, I gtg to dinner.
I'll be back!
Back!
HOLY s**t!
I just found out why Grid was so nice to thor!
In that story!
rei_yami_hikari@yahoo.com says:
Why?
Hailey says:
Because she was Odin's mistress...and the mother of his son Vidar!
rei_yami_hikari@yahoo.com says:
Thought so.
.....well, the mother thing, not the whole Odin's mistress
Hailey says:
Thor's mother was a giant, but not Grid.
Thor actually had his OWN giantess mistress, Jarnsaxa.
She bore his sons Magni and Modi.
rei_yami_hikari@yahoo.com says:
Wait, who's son?
Hailey says:
Sif had Thor's daughter Thrud.
Thor's sons.
rei_yami_hikari@yahoo.com says:
gods, I'm confused.
Hailey says:
sorry.
rei_yami_hikari@yahoo.com says:
Wait, oh, I get it now.
Hailey says:
Yeah.
Sif also had a son named Ull, the god of archery and skiing and travelers.
He was from before she and Thor got married.
rei_yami_hikari@yahoo.com says:
...SEriously, how clean does Egyptian mythology look now?!
Hailey says:
The identity of the father is unknown.
rei_yami_hikari@yahoo.com says:
...and we don't know who the father is, do we.
Hailey says:
Well, I don't think mistresses was such a big deal for them...I think it was normal for men to have concubines if they had power.
Plus, hey, that would keep said giantesses from turning against them, and as you saw with Grid, they can provide assistance,.
rei_yami_hikari@yahoo.com says:
Also true.
There isn't much stuff like that in Egyptian mythology...
Hailey says:
Hm.
rei_yami_hikari@yahoo.com says:
Save freaking Nephthys.
GODS Nephthys.
Hailey says:
I suppose.
But then, the Norse gods are remarkably human.
rei_yami_hikari@yahoo.com says:
And freaking Bast! I STILL don't know where the hell Maahes comes from! You think there'd be a myth, he's the only half human one!
Hailey says:
Hm.
rei_yami_hikari@yahoo.com says:
True. these gods were well...... godly
I just think Bast fell in luvwubbles with some human, they had Maahes and... well, that's it.
...well, he's also considered Ra's son, too...
Hailey says:
*reading-it mentions the Egyptians-eh?*
rei_yami_hikari@yahoo.com says:
Huh?
Hailey says:
Apparently, the Norse weren't the only ones who associated rivers with menstruation.
When the Nile grew red with mud...
They made a connection, according to this.
Associating it with human fertility.
rei_yami_hikari@yahoo.com says:
.........that's a new tidbit...
Hailey says:
Yup.
rei_yami_hikari@yahoo.com says:
...aaaactually, Maahes might not even be Egyptian. >>;
Hailey says:
Myths are so weird.
rei_yami_hikari@yahoo.com says:
...Maahes might be at least half... well, Indian.
Hailey says:
Huh?
rei_yami_hikari@yahoo.com says:
...well, not really indian, but closer to that.. Arab, at least.
Hailey says:
Indian like India or...
rei_yami_hikari@yahoo.com says:
India
Hailey says:
Ah.
rei_yami_hikari@yahoo.com says:
GODS MAAHES
...Well, that and Maahes is considered the prince of lions.
Did you know that his city had actual tamed lions?
Hailey says:
Ooo.
rei_yami_hikari@yahoo.com says:
They did that a lot. Finding the sacred animal and taming it.
Hailey says:
Hm.
rei_yami_hikari@yahoo.com says:
You have to admit it. It is pretty cool.
Hailey says:
Yeah,it is.
rei_yami_hikari@yahoo.com says:
Ancient Egypt kicked a**. xP
[/geek]
*laughed at Kieran's comment*
Hailey says:
Hm,..
*reading*
Damn.
The thing with the net...
Some versions say Loki created it...
rei_yami_hikari@yahoo.com says:
don't say it's nasty, please on't
Hailey says:
Others say Ran, the sea goddess, was the creator.
rei_yami_hikari@yahoo.com says:
...huh.
Hailey says:
I don't know who to say made it.
rei_yami_hikari@yahoo.com says:
*shrug*
Hailey says:
Ran collected the souls of drowned sailors and let them forever feast in her realm: supposedly, she used nets to catch them.
rei_yami_hikari@yahoo.com says:
Kieran thinks it's Idunn who wears the pants in their relationship.
That makes more sense... why would Loki make a net?
Hailey says:
Loki, meanwhile, was said to invent the net, and then his own invention turned against him when they used it to catch him and punish him for Baldur's death.
Well...I dunno.
Idunn is the goddess of youth and life...
But she seems very passive in the myths
She grows plants, gives out apples, and gets kidnapped a couple times.
So I dunno.
rei_yami_hikari@yahoo.com says:
I just laughed at him.
Hailey says:
I made mine uber childish too...
rei_yami_hikari@yahoo.com says:
Actually, didn't Idunn and Bragi say they'd visit little Aku and Yume?
Hailey says:
Bragi in my mythos ,unless I choose to change it, is more a parent to her than a husband.
rei_yami_hikari@yahoo.com says:
Teehee.
Hailey says:
Probably.
rei_yami_hikari@yahoo.com says:
I could see her flailing around protesting at being kidnapped.
Hailey says:
Probably.
Hm...
There is ONE myth where Thor gets tricky himself.
A dwarf named Alvis comes and demands the hand of Thor's daughter in marriage, in exchange for making the god weapons.
Thor goes out and talks to him, and quickly realizes this guy is vain as hel and thinks he knows everything,
So he continually asks questions, which the proud dwarf can't help but answer...
And he does it until the sun comes up and the dwarf turns to stone.
rei_yami_hikari@yahoo.com says:
.....*wants to make a comment about lawn gnomes, but doesn't*
Hailey says:
Yeah.
So yeah, Thor has his moments too.
rei_yami_hikari@yahoo.com says:
Huh.
Hailey says:
Yup.
rei_yami_hikari@yahoo.com says:
...I have realized that I haven't done any myths in the comic yet where Coyote actually tricks someone.
Hailey says:
Hm.
rei_yami_hikari@yahoo.com says:
...Has Thor run into any of the natives yet?
Hailey says:
I don't think so.
rei_yami_hikari@yahoo.com says:
.....who would piss him off more, Coyote or Raven.
'cuz I just want to piss him off for some odd reason.
Hailey says:
I dunno. They’d both annoy him.
rei_yami_hikari@yahoo.com says:
Hm, I'll toss Coyote in why not.
Hailey says:
Okay.
rei_yami_hikari@yahoo.com says:
BAck to the topic about Jormungand's poison...
Hailey says:
Hm?
rei_yami_hikari@yahoo.com says:
Has he actually bitten anyone before?
Hailey says:
Nope.
Well, maybe a few giants while in snake mode, but otherwise...
rei_yami_hikari@yahoo.com says:
Hrm...
Well, set has that whole ability to spit poison (and damn, can he make it go far) but since no snakes in Jormungand's area had it...
Hailey says:
He shouldn't be able to.
rei_yami_hikari@yahoo.com says:
I actually think he's the most likely to bite Kade.
Hailey says:
Probably.
rei_yami_hikari@yahoo.com says:
Seeing as Kade HAs tried to *and succeeded) kidnap Neu before, and his presence USUALLY means bad news.
Hailey says:
But then Freya might kill him.
rei_yami_hikari@yahoo.com says:
Even if she was still upset with Kade?
Hailey says:
Yup.
She is possessive and the baby needs a daddy.
rei_yami_hikari@yahoo.com says:
really?
True.
Hm, who else...
...Curtis?
Hailey says:
I think Curtis is trying to be nicer, but if he scared him too much, maybe,
rei_yami_hikari@yahoo.com says:
How much is too much.
Hailey says:
It'd be a lot. Usually his defense is run to mommy, so he'd have to be prevented from doing that.
rei_yami_hikari@yahoo.com says:
lllllike if she wasn't there
Hailey says:
I suppose.
rei_yami_hikari@yahoo.com says:
or if someone tried to kidnap him...
...or Nemu, for that matter.
Hailey says:
Yep, that too.
rei_yami_hikari@yahoo.com says:
...Actuallly, if he bit Kade, to defend her son Nemu might pull out the antivenom card, but that might just not work.
Y'know, you need more venom to get the cure?
Hailey says:
Yeah.
rei_yami_hikari@yahoo.com says:
...well, Kade might piss off Nemu so much that she actually snaps and tries to attack him, and that, in effect, makes Kade try to defend himself, i.e, hit her....
Nemu: *easier to piss off because of hormones, and tries to drop-kick Kade's a***
KAde: *dodges* woah-
(If Kade's back, I think it's a safe bet Freya's there too.))
Hailey says:
Jormungand: *wanders in* Mom?
rei_yami_hikari@yahoo.com says:
Kade: *tries to throw freaking lightning in Nemu's face*
Nemu: !!!! *dodge*
Kade: Friggin.... *starts building up another to throw at her*
Hailey says:
Jormungand: O_O
Jormungand: *runs up and grabs him* NO!
rei_yami_hikari@yahoo.com says:
Nemu: Jormungand-
Kade: Eh?!
Hailey says:
Jormungand: Leave my mom alone or-or I'll bite you!
rei_yami_hikari@yahoo.com says:
Kade: Oh, I'm SO scared. =_=
Kade: *tries to toss it at her*
Hailey says:
Jormungand: *grabs his arm*
Jormungand: *CHOMP*
rei_yami_hikari@yahoo.com says:
Kade: Look, kid- OWW!
(Freya there?)
KAde; Ffffff...!!!
Nemu: !!!
Kade: *the lightning fissles out and- THE PAIN! *grabs his injured arm, cursing*
Hailey says:
Jormungand: *falls*
Freya: *finally comes* What's going on-the serpent!?
rei_yami_hikari@yahoo.com says:
Nemu: Jormungand-
Kade: Little brat bit me!
Kade: ...ugh...
Hailey says:
Freya: WHAT!?
Freya: His poison is enough to kill the gods!
rei_yami_hikari@yahoo.com says:
Nemu: *picks up Jormungand*
Kade: What?!
Hailey says:
Jormungand: *clinging to Nemu and wailing*
Freya: Oh my gods...
rei_yami_hikari@yahoo.com says:
Kade: *HUMAN BODY NOT GOOD. HUMAN BODY, THIS IS NOT GOOD.*
Hailey says:
Freya: *turns to Jormungand and Nemu with DEATH in her eyes*
Jormungand: WAAAAAAAAAAUGH!
rei_yami_hikari@yahoo.com says:
Nemu: ....
Nemu: *holds Jormungand close*
Kade: *can't move his goddamn fingers..... THE PAIN!*
Nemu: It's not his fault!
Hailey says:
Freya: *takes out her swords* He's as good as killed him!
rei_yami_hikari@yahoo.com says:
Nemu: What?!
KAde: ...D...damnit...
Hailey says:
Freya: what part of poison don't you understand!?
rei_yami_hikari@yahoo.com says:
Nemu: I'll... I'll try to save him, calm down!
Hailey says:
Freya: *teary eyed* You'd better, or you die!
rei_yami_hikari@yahoo.com says:
Nemu: I've dealt with poison before!
Nemu: Now stop wasting time so I can help!
Hailey says:
Freya: FFfffffine!
Freya: *planning to kill Jormungand as soon as Nemu's done.
rei_yami_hikari@yahoo.com says:
Nemu: *grabs some bandages, and wraps up Kade's arm tight, to try and keep it from spreading*
Nemu: *holding Jormungand still*
Nemu: ...*kinda finds it hard, seeing as she doesn't know what kind of poison it is*
Hailey says:
Jormungand: *CLING*
rei_yami_hikari@yahoo.com says:
Nemu:...I don't suppose you know what kind of poison you have, do you, dear?
Hailey says:
Jormungand: *shakes head*
rei_yami_hikari@yahoo.com says:
Kade: ...nnngh... *falls over*
Nemu: ..damn...
Hailey says:
Freya: KADE!
rei_yami_hikari@yahoo.com says:
Kade: ..*still concious, kinda can't move his whole... well, let's say Jormungand bit his left arm, left side.*
Hailey says:
Freya: FIX HIM!
rei_yami_hikari@yahoo.com says:
Nemu: ... I'll... I'll call help.
Nemu: Working on it!
Hailey says:
Freya: He doesn't have TIME!
rei_yami_hikari@yahoo.com says:
Nemu: *goes out into the hallways and calls Set* Hey, Set?
Kade: UGh....
Hailey says:
Freya: Jormungand's poison could kill THOR in the time it takes for him to take twelve steps!
rei_yami_hikari@yahoo.com says:
Set: Yeah?
Hailey says:
Freya: That child is going to die...
rei_yami_hikari@yahoo.com says:
Kade: *cough cough*
Hailey says:
Freya: ...
rei_yami_hikari@yahoo.com says:
Nemu: *explains really garbled about Jormungand biting something, and Set says he'll help out (she doesn't say who's poisoned) and goes as quick as he can*
Hailey says:
Jormungand: *clinging like damn*
rei_yami_hikari@yahoo.com says:
KAde: ...That.... was stupid.... *laughs coldly, his voice is getting weak and raspy*
Hailey says:
Freya: What happened!?
rei_yami_hikari@yahoo.com says:
Kade: I........ tried..... *can't think clearly*
Hailey says:
Freya: ...
Freya: ...Don't die...
rei_yami_hikari@yahoo.com says:
Kade: ....I don't... plan on it...
Hailey says:
Freya: Good...
rei_yami_hikari@yahoo.com says:
((Seriously, if he dies, he's taking Jormungand no ifs ands or buts.)
Hailey says:
Hm.
Of course Jormungand's a snake, not a human.))
rei_yami_hikari@yahoo.com says:
Set: *rushes in, and he's dragging a Lady with him*
((He's try, anyways.))
Hailey says:
Jormungand: *wailing*
rei_yami_hikari@yahoo.com says:
Set: Hey, what's going- Freya?! Kade?!
Nemu: Just work quickly!
Hailey says:
Freya: FIX HIM! OR THE CHILD DIES!
rei_yami_hikari@yahoo.com says:
Set: But isn't his death a good thing?!
(Set means Kade)
Hailey says:
Freya: NOT FOR MY UNBORN CHILD'S FATHER!
rei_yami_hikari@yahoo.com says:
Set: ...shutting up n- unborn child, what?
Hailey says:
Freya: FIX HIM!
rei_yami_hikari@yahoo.com says:
Set:...I'm so confused....
Set: Whatever, Serket, do your thing!
Serket: *dressed traditionally, and has a crown with a scorpion on it*
Serket: *kneels beside them*
Kade: *barely concious*
Hailey says:
Freya: *in tears*
rei_yami_hikari@yahoo.com says:
Serket: ...That's some nasty stuff, there...
Hailey says:
Jormungand: *crying still*
rei_yami_hikari@yahoo.com says:
Set: Yes, I've gathered. What can you do?
Serket:...Well, at least it's not acid, like yours. I can do this.
Set: Then hurry up, Serket.
Hailey says:
Freya: DO IT!
rei_yami_hikari@yahoo.com says:
Serket: *shrugs, and starts mumbling spells*
Hailey says:
Freya: ...
rei_yami_hikari@yahoo.com says:
Kade: *out cold*
Serket: *takes off the scorpion from her crown, it's golden, and OMG IT STARTS MOVING AND SHE PUTS IT ON KADE*
Scorpion: *quickly skitters across Kade's body and finds the bite mark, and freaking stings him right there*
Hailey says:
Freya: AAAAAH!
rei_yami_hikari@yahoo.com says:
(I made up the scorpion bit, but she really does have one on her crown.))
Hailey says:
Jormungand: *wail*
rei_yami_hikari@yahoo.com says:
Nemu: *moves into the hallway and tries calming him down*
Hailey says:
Jormungand: I'm sorreeeeeeeee!
rei_yami_hikari@yahoo.com says:
Scorpin: *kinda hisses at Freaya, and stings Kade AGAIN*
Hailey says:
Freya: What's it DOING!?
rei_yami_hikari@yahoo.com says:
Nemu: *rocks him and kisses him and tries to tell him it's okay*
Serket: It's administering an antidote, of course.
Hailey says:
Freya: ...A scorpion!?
Jormungand: *feels guilty as hel* I just got so mad and-and-I-
rei_yami_hikari@yahoo.com says:
Serket: Yes, it's mine.
Nemu: It's okay, sweetheart..
Hailey says:
Freya: ...
rei_yami_hikari@yahoo.com says:
Scorpion: *finishes its job, crawls onto Serket's hand, up her arm, to her shoulder, clibs up her hair and back onto the crown where it belongs*
Hailey says:
Freya: ...
rei_yami_hikari@yahoo.com says:
Serket: *undoes the bandage Nemu put on* He should be fine.
Set: Thanks, Serket.
Kade: *still out cold, but he was going pale, having trouble breathing, and shivering before, now he seems to be breathing ok
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