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My friends and I... aren't exactly sane. Plus, the fact that we call each other the name of whatever nation we resemble most doesn't help people make us think we're any less crazy. Random quotes and shenanigans will be posted here.
Spanish Inquisition Joke
Me: Hey Spain, can you do something for me?

Spain: Sure, what is it?

Me: *whispers my idea to him*

Spain: Hm... ONLY if I get something out of it.

Me: -.-# Like what?

Spain: *laughs* You'll see~ *about to run in, but I catch him by the arm*

Me: You MIGHT want to be ready to run when you do this, just so you know.

~Later~

England and America: *sitting on the couch, watching a horror movie as America clings to England*

England: -___-;;; Isn't it supposed to be the other way around with this, America?

America: *winces slightly at something happening on screen* S-sorry... I was hoping YOU'D get scared and hold onto me, so we'd have an excuse to cuddle, but... *laughs sheepishly* Looks like that backfired a bit...

England: ... *smiles a bit* You don't need an excuse, y'know. I just don't like it when you suddenly grab onto me in public. *turns America's head towards her and goes to kiss him*

Spain: *bursts in* NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION!!!! biggrin

America: *shrieks loudly and shrilly, scrabbling away from England and falling off the couch*

England: *gets startled by both Spain and America's scream, clutching at her heart, then death glares at Spain* *growls* RUN.

Spain: Meep! *runs out of the room and past me* *over his shoulder* My pay will be one week of free hugs and three kisses for this, Roma! *dodges a drink coaster* If I survive, that is! TT A TT Somebody help, it's the fall of the Spanish Armada all over again!

China: *walks out of her room to see the both of them run by* ... Don't destroy my house, aru. *looks at me hopefully*

Me: *smothers a laugh* Good China. *digs a thing of starburst out of my pocket and tosses it to her*

China: *walks back in and closes her door*

*something crashes*

Spain: Ow! England, stop it, that hurts! France, I'm gonna kill you for tripping me OW! She bit me!

Me: ... I think I'm gonna go help him now.

China: You do that, aru. And make sure France and Spain pay for whatever they broke.

... WhatisthisIdon'teven-


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  • User Comments: [1]
    Mkay, me being England (I'm officially England and Russia, right?), I can see this. I love horror movies. I don't date, but, if I did... yeah, I can see this. Also, the person we call Spain? Yeah, I can picture him doing this. Perfectly. And I wouldn't hesitate to harm someone if they interrupted a date (if I did date). Yeah, Lovino... if ever I date, and you do this... you... will... pay.

    biggrin

    comment Monochromosexual · Community Member · Sun Jan 02, 2011 @ 03:13am
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