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51.) Dear Fujiwa Enoki,
Merry Xmas, friend! I sure hope Santa brings you all the things you asked for this year. I know how badly you wanted that new super toilet you saw in Super Sexual Store-- I remember you telling me, "Boy, I sure would give my left neck to have one of those, even if I had to commit a thousand stomach stabs to get it. I'd gladly throw my childhood hero, Chen, out of a moving bus to get my hands on one. I''d punch Green Lantern in the .... lantern? for just one moment with that thing."
Well, I hope it doesn't come to that. May all your holiday wishes come true!
Yours sisterlies,
Spam moar arrows
52.) Dear Fujiwa Enoki,
Today we decorated our holiday large object. I hung strings of adjective small objects all over it, and topped it with a medium objects. It's adjective! Plus it smells like a thing with smell, wafting holiday cheer throughout the house. Pretty soon I'm going to verb some cookies to give to name of a friend. I've got a few special ingredients I want to include: some plural noun, plural noun and adjective berries. Doesn't that sound delicious?
Yours lazy,
Spam moar arrows
53.) Dear Fujiwa Enoki,
Today we decorated our holiday hammer. I hung strings of holy pebbles all over it, and topped it with a soda cans. It's icey! Plus it smells like a beans, wafting holiday cheer throughout the house. Pretty soon I'm going to crapping some cookies to give to seester. I've got a few special ingredients I want to include: some nails, lamps and milky berries. Doesn't that sound delicious?
Yours I HATE THIS BLANK GAH,
Spam moar arrows
54.) Dear Fujiwa Enoki,
One of my favorite parts of the holiday season is getting warm and cozy when it's cold outside. Right now we are all huddled around a A LARGE KITTEN for warmth drinking A SAUCER OF MILK. I'm reading a book on the history of KITTENS-- really FLUFFY stuff. What''s the weather like where you are? I heard it might get pretty CUTE before the week's over. Oh well; rain or shine, you can always hop under a FUR OF KITTENS and snuggle up with a MORE KITTENS on your lap!
Yours ADORABLY,
Viscount Druitt
55.) Dear Fujiwa Enoki,
Merry Xmas, friend! I sure hope Santa brings you all the things you asked for this year. I know how badly you wanted that new Nose you saw in Best Buy-- I remember you telling me, "Boy, I sure would give my left Leg to have one of those, even if I had to commit a thousand Theftss to get it. I'd gladly throw my childhood hero, Melissa John Hart, out of a moving bus to get my hands on one. I''d punch The Flash in the Throat for just one moment with that thing."
Well, I hope it doesn't come to that. May all your holiday wishes come true!
Yours Truely,
I Myself Am
56.) Dear Fujiwa Enoki,
Merry Xmas, friend! I sure hope Santa brings you all the things you asked for this year. I know how badly you wanted that new fork you saw in Target-- I remember you telling me, "Boy, I sure would give my left foot to have one of those, even if I had to commit a thousand thefts to get it. I'd gladly throw my childhood hero, Martha Stweart, out of a moving bus to get my hands on one. I''d punch Batman in the thumb for just one moment with that thing."
Well, I hope it doesn't come to that. May all your holiday wishes come true!
Yours quickly,
nightmareb4xmasfreak
57.) Dear Fujiwa Enoki,
Today we decorated our holiday washing machine. I hung strings of infinite rope all over it, and topped it with a lolly pops. It's white! Plus it smells like a gym socks, wafting holiday cheer throughout the house. Pretty soon I'm going to incarcerates some cookies to give to Endo. I've got a few special ingredients I want to include: some snakes, barrymores and decaying berries. Doesn't that sound delicious?
Yours incredibly,
zionfire
58.) Dear Fujiwa Enoki,
I'm writing this letter to wish you a solid Xmas! I'm sure visions of Mac n Cheese-plums are already Throbbing in your head, but there's still work to be done. Did you remember to deck your little girls with boughs of DNA? Have you spiked the pizza with plenty of tomatoe juice? Have you hauling your socks by the chimney with care? Did you leave out ramen and some sewer water for Santa and his reindeer?
Yours pathetically,
Lucky Kaya
59.) Dear Fujiwa Enoki,
One of my favorite parts of the holiday season is getting warm and cozy when it's cold outside. Right now we are all huddled around a Airplane for warmth drinking Juice. I'm reading a book on the history of Teeth-- really Pink stuff. What''s the weather like where you are? I heard it might get pretty Black before the week's over. Oh well; rain or shine, you can always hop under a Skirts and snuggle up with a Wolf on your lap!
Yours Slowly,
EmiliexEscape
60.) Dear Fujiwa Enoki,
I'm writing this letter to wish you a sweaty Xmas! I'm sure visions of bacon-plums are already running in your head, but there's still work to be done. Did you remember to deck your cacti with boughs of toejam? Have you spiked the fire with plenty of juice? Have you shoot your sweater by the chimney with care? Did you leave out bread and some eggnog for Santa and his reindeer?
Yours extremely,
Alex Trevell
61.) Dear Fujiwa Enoki,
Merry Xmas, friend! I sure hope Santa brings you all the things you asked for this year. I know how badly you wanted that new mtn dew you saw in wal mart >-- I remember you telling me, "Boy, I sure would give my left arm to have one of those, even if I had to commit a thousand murder muders to get it. I'd gladly throw my childhood hero, me, out of a moving bus to get my hands on one. I''d punch supahman in the arm again for just one moment with that thing."
Well, I hope it doesn't come to that. May all your holiday wishes come true!
Yours jollily,
Zeo Karja
62.)Dear Fujiwa Enoki,
I'm writing this letter to wish you a awkward Xmas! I'm sure visions of sushi-plums are already killing in your head, but there's still work to be done. Did you remember to deck your mice with boughs of febreeze? Have you spiked the swiss cheese with plenty of bleach? Have you run your baby phat by the chimney with care? Did you leave out b-day cake and some soda for Santa and his reindeer?
Yours slowly,
II S H I Z U R U II
63.) Dear Fujiwa Enoki,
One of my favorite parts of the holiday season is getting warm and cozy when it's cold outside. Right now we are all huddled around a Snorlax for warmth drinking mercury. I'm reading a book on the history of fish-- really kinky stuff. What''s the weather like where you are? I heard it might get pretty swanky before the week's over. Oh well; rain or shine, you can always hop under a wool and snuggle up with a moose on your lap!
Yours very,
Alex Trevell
64.)Dear Fujiwa Enoki,
Merry Xmas, friend! I sure hope Santa brings you all the things you asked for this year. I know how badly you wanted that new d***o you saw in Walmart-- I remember you telling me, "Boy, I sure would give my left ear to have one of those, even if I had to commit a thousand Driving under the influens to get it. I'd gladly throw my childhood hero, Mariah Carrie, out of a moving bus to get my hands on one. I''d punch Superman in the foot for just one moment with that thing."
Well, I hope it doesn't come to that. May all your holiday wishes come true!
Yours swollen,
littlemiss83
65.) Dear Fujiwa Enoki,
Merry Xmas, friend! I sure hope Santa brings you all the things you asked for this year. I know how badly you wanted that new death blade you saw in durem depot-- I remember you telling me, "Boy, I sure would give my left leg to have one of those, even if I had to commit a thousand manslaughters to get it. I'd gladly throw my childhood hero, me :3, out of a moving bus to get my hands on one. I''d punch the tick in the leg again for just one moment with that thing."
Well, I hope it doesn't come to that. May all your holiday wishes come true!
Yours awsomesauce,
Zeo Karja
66.) Dear Fujiwa Enoki,
One of my favorite parts of the holiday season is getting warm and cozy when it's cold outside. Right now we are all huddled around a dinosaur for warmth drinking blood. I'm reading a book on the history of monkeys-- really ugly stuff. What''s the weather like where you are? I heard it might get pretty mutated before the week's over. Oh well; rain or shine, you can always hop under a underwear and snuggle up with a sloth on your lap!
Yours sexily,
Shyou
67.) Dear Fujiwa Enoki,
Merry Xmas, friend! I sure hope Santa brings you all the things you asked for this year. I know how badly you wanted that new pencil you saw in walmart-- I remember you telling me, "Boy, I sure would give my left p***s to have one of those, even if I had to commit a thousand lickings to get it. I'd gladly throw my childhood hero, Edward Cullen, out of a moving bus to get my hands on one. I''d punch Taylor Lautner in the toungue for just one moment with that thing."
Well, I hope it doesn't come to that. May all your holiday wishes come true!
Yours lovingly,
Shyou
68.) Dear Fujiwa Enoki,
Looks like winter's here--peoples have been falling all night and now the ground is completely covered! I almost couldn't get out of the house; this stuff is up to my leg. So I got out a megaton hammer :3 and snowed them into a pile. kayleigh and I have been jumping in it all day. I'm hoping that the weather changes, though; before Christmas I really want to make mtn dew angels.
Yours jollily,
Zeo Karja
69.) Dear Fujiwa Enoki,
I'm writing this letter to wish you a interesting Xmas! I'm sure visions of cake-plums are already looking in your head, but there's still work to be done. Did you remember to deck your cards with boughs of glue? Have you spiked the cheese with plenty of anti-freeze? Have you run your scarf by the chimney with care? Did you leave out pizza and some coke for Santa and his reindeer?
Yours oddly,
Earyn
70.) Dear Fujiwa Enoki,
Merry Xmas, friend! I sure hope Santa brings you all the things you asked for this year. I know how badly you wanted that new candleholder you saw in Target-- I remember you telling me, "Boy, I sure would give my left pinkie to have one of those, even if I had to commit a thousand assaults to get it. I'd gladly throw my childhood hero, Murdoc Niccals, out of a moving bus to get my hands on one. I''d punch batman in the another pinkie for just one moment with that thing."
Well, I hope it doesn't come to that. May all your holiday wishes come true!
Yours hideously,
Sarah is sober
71.) Dear Fujiwa Enoki,
Merry Xmas, friend! I sure hope Santa brings you all the things you asked for this year. I know how badly you wanted that new compass you saw in Lowe's-- I remember you telling me, "Boy, I sure would give my left ear to have one of those, even if I had to commit a thousand murders to get it. I'd gladly throw my childhood hero, Lady Gaga, out of a moving bus to get my hands on one. I''d punch Squirrel Girl in the knee cap for just one moment with that thing."
Well, I hope it doesn't come to that. May all your holiday wishes come true!
Yours swiftly,
Osidiano
72.) Dear Fujiwa Enoki,
Merry Xmas, friend! I sure hope Santa brings you all the things you asked for this year. I know how badly you wanted that new mop you saw in walmart-- I remember you telling me, "Boy, I sure would give my left toe to have one of those, even if I had to commit a thousand riots to get it. I'd gladly throw my childhood hero, Spoungebob Squarepants, out of a moving bus to get my hands on one. I''d punch Spideman in the ear for just one moment with that thing."
Well, I hope it doesn't come to that. May all your holiday wishes come true!
Yours it,
Obessed-Otaku
73.) Dear Fujiwa Enoki,
Today we decorated our holiday Mall. I hung strings of Fluffy Chihuahuas all over it, and topped it with a Tables. It's Blue! Plus it smells like a Skunk, wafting holiday cheer throughout the house. Pretty soon I'm going to Ran some cookies to give to Ally Lee. I've got a few special ingredients I want to include: some Pigs, Horses and Rotten berries. Doesn't that sound delicious?
Yours Truly,
Antique Dolls
74.) Dear Fujiwa Enoki,
Merry Xmas, friend! I sure hope Santa brings you all the things you asked for this year. I know how badly you wanted that new flux capacitor you saw in flux capacitor store-- I remember you telling me, "Boy, I sure would give my left hemipshere of my brain to have one of those, even if I had to commit a thousand first degree murders to get it. I'd gladly throw my childhood hero, Joe Delahoy, P.I., out of a moving bus to get my hands on one. I''d punch Wonder Woman in the mouth for just one moment with that thing."
Well, I hope it doesn't come to that. May all your holiday wishes come true!
Yours rather rudely,
Detective Joe Delahoy
75.) Dear Fujiwa Enoki,
Looks like winter's here--Boobs have been falling all night and now the ground is completely covered! I almost couldn't get out of the house; this stuff is up to my p***s. So I got out a Wrench ;D and Effed them into a pile. EMMY and FUJI and I have been jumping in it all day. I'm hoping that the weather changes, though; before Christmas I really want to make j**z angels.
Yours Awesomely ;D,
Ryoka Saphron
 Fujiwa Enoki · Mon Dec 20, 2010 @ 02:12am · 0 Comments |
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