"Read? So,should I blow him?"
"I guess so."
"Well first you would have to suck.You would have to spit on it too,you know? To get it all wet.Then you suck then blow.If you don't get it all wet right first then it just doesn't come out right."
Alright you pervs! We are taling about a read in an instrument!
Okay. So one of my friends came over to watch the Fsu vs Florida game tonight.And wouldn't you know it,one of the guys on her team(FSU)'s name was Read.I at first though of read as in read a book.But She,being a band geek,thought of the read in an instrument.So right wen we saw his name she was like."Read? So,should I blow him?" I died laughing at this.Soon we elaberated on that at thus you get the above!
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When life gives you lemons make apple juice,sit back,relax,and watch everyone try to figure out how the hell you did it.^^
(DAD):Mom just told me about the shoping trip.What do you need with that many incences? Some sort of dark ritual?
(DAUGHTER):Yes dad,im trying to call satan.
(DAD): Okay b***h,I'll be home as soon as I can.
(DAD):Mom just told me about the shoping trip.What do you need with that many incences? Some sort of dark ritual?
(DAUGHTER):Yes dad,im trying to call satan.
(DAD): Okay b***h,I'll be home as soon as I can.