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Don't dance on a volcano. ~ Unknown

Wealth Flow From Energy and Ideas ~ William Feather

Do not seek storms. They will find you. ~ Sterling G. Ellsworth

Love and eggs are best when they are fresh ~ Proverb

Write injuries in sand, kindness in marble ~ Proverb

Glass, china, and reputation are easily cracked, and never mended well. ~ Benjamin Franklin

Let's goose that sleeping dragon! ~ Famous Last Words

Change is the constant, the signal for rebirth, the egg of the Phoenix. ~ Christina Baldwin

If a tree dies, plant another in its place. ~ Linnaeus

I was once stalked by a treant... He just wouldn't leaf. ~ Unknown (-__- This guy's lucky he's unknown...)

Half-truths are like half a brick... They can be thrown farther. ~ Hyman George Rickover

I planted some bird seed. A bird came up. Now I don't know what to feed it. ~ Steven Wright

Those who believe in ghosts always see them. ~ Charles V. Roman

The most beautiful fig may contain a worm. ~ Proverb

Even snakes are afraid of snakes. ~ Steven Wright

There's a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore looking like an idiot. ~ Steven Wright

At least,lightning never strike twice ~ Famous Last Words

I heard that Jesus had a pet dinosaur. Evolution must be a myth, then. ~ John Bacon

A fight to the death with a vampire has a few inherent problems... ~ Unknown

If Dracula can't see his reflection in a mirror, then how come his hair is always so neatly combed? ~ Steven Wright

Reality is an illusion caused by a lack of alcohol. ~ Unknown

I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me. ~ Winston Churchill

Whenever I get the energy to do exercises, I sit down until it passes. ~ Unknown

Am I seeing things or is that a dragon? ~ Famous last words