(Sawyer blackmailing Kate into kissing him so he'll give up Shannon's asthma medicine.)
"Baby, I am tied to a tree in a jungle of mystery and I just got tortured by a damn spinal surgeon and a genuine Iraqi. Of course I'm serious."
(Sawyer to Michael, as they float on the remains of the raft.)
"What're you gonna do...SPLASH me??"
"If I don't play ping pong every 108 minutes the whole island's gonna explode."
