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Her "What came first? The chicken or the egg?"
Me "That can't be answered."
Her "How so?"
Me "A chicken is a chicken, but it never said what the egg was."
Her "It's a chicken egg."
Me "No, it never said that."
Her "Then what is it?"
Me "Could be a fish egg...of a lizard egg...or a turtle egg...Oh! It's a unicorn egg! So, the answer to your question is the chicken because unicorns don't exist."
Her "...Unicorn egg..."
Me "Mmmmmmmmermaid egg."
Her "Mermaid egg??"
Me "Hybrid!!"
Her "A unicorn-mermaid hybrid...?"
Me "Exactly, that's what the egg is."
Her "You're very strange..."
 Izle · Mon Oct 04, 2010 @ 10:49am · 0 Comments |
