Tara Thornton: [slaps Manager] That's for pattin' my a** too much! I'mma get my baby daddy who just got outta prison to come and kick your teeth in!
Sav-A-Bunch Manager: Jesus, Tara. Please don't do anything like...
Tara Thornton: Oh, my God! I'm not serious, you pathetic racist! I don't have a baby! Damn! I know y'all have to be stupid, but do you have to be that stupid? s**t, ******** this job.
Sam Merlotte: It would only be a matter of time before you went off on somebody. I don't wanna drive my customers away.
Tara Thornton: I only go off on stupid people.
Sam Merlotte: Most of my customers ARE stupid people.
Tara Thornton: Yeah, but... I could help you keep an eye on Sookie. You see the way she was looking at that vampire? That is just trouble looking for a place to happen.
Lafayette Reynolds: Hey, hooker. How you doin'? What are you doin' here?
Tara Thornton: I work here.
Lafayette Reynolds: [not believing] Oh no, the hell you don't.
Tara Thornton: Oh yes the hell I do too, you ugly b***h! You need to make peace with that.
Lafayette Reynolds: s**t. Sam must've lost his damned mind 'cause you should not be allowed to work in no situation where you actually gotta interact with people.
Tara Thornton: My life sucks.
Sookie Stackhouse: Tara, don't you be fellin' sorry for yourself. That's just lazy.
Tara Thornton: But why can't I keep a job?
Sookie Stackhouse: Maybe because you can't keep your mouth shut.
Tara Thornton: b***h, who asked you!
[winks]
TRUE BLOOD, SEASON ONE, EPISODE ONE, "STRANGE LOVE"
