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While the jingle bells are jingling and the snow begins to fall
And my grandma makes a gingerbread cookies just across the hall
I'm freakin bout what to get you and it suddenly occurs to me
The best Christmas present is to rock yo body underneath the ********' tree

[Chorus]
I wanna rock you hard this Christmas
I wanna fill your stocking with my candycane of joy
We'll have a very merry ********' Christmas
I'll drive the love train down Santa Claus lane
I'm your little drummer boy

While the eggnog is all noggy
And the fireplace all a glow
While our bodies are heating up in yuletide places down below
I hope you like my present
It was way too big to wrap
I'm gonna get naughty all over your body
Come sit on Santa's lap

[chorus]

We'll shiver like snow angels 'til the morning
We won't hear the reindeer hoofing up the walk
We won't hear Santa coming down the chimney
We won't see he and my grandma making hot a** cookie love

And you'll hear him scream as he rides out of sight
He'll ******** say, "Granny, I rocked you hard this Christmas
I filled your stocking with my candycane of joy
So have a very merry ******** Christmas"

And the world will start rejoicing
And the choir boys start to sing
And the lords a leaping give the ladies in waiting their five a** golden rings
And the seven pipers a piping
The eight maids a milking in the snow

And I'll be happy when I'm getting all nappy with my Christmas ho ho ho
Have a very merry ******** Christmas
Peace on Earth, we are the world and freaking kumbaya
Have a very merry mother ******** Christmas
Deck the halls with your Chirstmas balls fa la la la la la la la la