Saw this in the forum and found it amusing, so I'm copypasting it. I am so clever.
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rule 1
WRITE ALL OVA GAIA ABTW HOW MUCH U LUV DEM AND HOW UVE SPENT DA WHOLE NYT CRYIN. DEY MITE C AND TAKE U BAK!!
rule 2
POST A f** LOADA PICZ OF U AND HIM/HER WIV CHEEZY CAPTIUNS 2 SHOW DA WORLD HOW HOT OV A COUPLE U WERE.
rule 3
POST A f** LOADA PICZ OF URSELF 2 SHOW EVERY1 HOW HOT U R, ND HOW U CULD AVE ANY1.
rule 4
RITE SHORT STORIEZ ABWT HOW U GOT 2GEVA AND HOW GUD IT WOZ (KEEP REPEATIN URSELF, ITZ MORE EFFECTIVE DAT WAI)
rule 5
GOTTA B STRUNG. RITE ABTW HOW U CRY URSELF 2 SLEEP EVERY NITE, DESCRIBE HW WET DA PILLOS R.
rule 6
WRITE ABWT SUICIDE AND HW MUCH U HATE LYFE. MAYBE CUT URSELF OR WRITE A FEW LETTAZ TO UR EX LOVA.
rule 7
POST A Q ASKIN PPL IF OVERDOSIN ON ASPIRIN CULD KILL U.
rule 8
PRETEND U AVE INSOMNIA , PPL WILL FEEL BAD 4 U.
rule 9
CALL DEM UP WHEN UR DRUNK, TELL EM U LUV DEM OVA AND OVA AGAIN, DEY MITE FEEL BAD AND SAY IT BCK.
rule 10
KILL URSELF.
